Katy Perry Without Any Make-Up On

December 30, 2010 in Celebrity













Russell Brand just tweeted this picture of a make-up-less Katy Perry. If you were feeling bad about the adorable Salma Hayek bikini thing a bit earlier, this might make you feel a bit better.

UPDATE: Russell Brand seems to have removed the picture! I’ve found a copy from HolyMoly.com

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rhea-pollstry/ Rhea Pollstry

    America’s Next Top Proactiv Spokesperson.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    That is the meanest thing I think Brand has ever done…except make movies…and do comedy…and be an MC.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

    Oh. Got it. I was a little slow on the uptake.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    The classic two-face; it’s bad lighting.

    You may just be gay and you don’t even know it.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/irishbreakfast/ irishbreakfast

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. She looks normal. Fine, normal, and without going too Jezzie it’s a damn good thing for the young ‘uns to see how much smoke and mirrors goes into creating the public image.
    If she takes Russel down because of this, so much the better. To her credit she’s been quoted as saying that of the two, he’s the “pretty one.”
    Hayek is exceptional; good genes and being married to a zillionaire can only help.
    Now, some male beefcake, and a before-and-after, pls. Val Kilmer comes to mind.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

      I second this. Beefcakes please. Virus, don’t even make me post Ewan in that kilt picture you like so much.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    This makes me feel so lonely.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    I can’t see it from work! I wanna see it!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

    I don’t see anything. Did Russell Brand make her disappear?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    “She kissed a walking STD collection” gave me the lolies.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

      AND SHE LIKED IT!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/irishbreakfast/ irishbreakfast

    Christ! What’s with the 2nd GIANT “Who’s Online Avatars” at the end of the comments?
    I do love the site make-over–it’s so pretty! It’s romping in the foamy waters, firm and lithe. Really. But how many times do we need to be told who’s online? And not to diss Unciv but man, that’s a lot of lime green when you’re not expecting it. Ian fondling the puppy would be equally jarring. I should get offline, if only to spare the innocent.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

      I can’t see Ms. Perry, but I’m not having trouble with double avatar thing anymore. Also, I need to know who’s on line at all times. Not just on Wordsmoker. The entire world.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/irishbreakfast/ irishbreakfast

      @ChillBear: it’s only Unciv., above. Unciv and Weegee appear to have a bug. Or bugs.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

    Wait. You mean that the whole thing with the blank “no there there” isn’t a sly comment on Ms. Perry’s unvarnished beauty?

    Alternatively, I thought that big blank space might be a medium shot of her landing pad forehead.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

      “Varnished” is right. I have never seen so much makeup on anyone since Cher. Or Liberace.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    Okay – looks like Russell removed the TwitPic from Twitter, so I had to go and find the exact same image from a secret location.

    In this case – HolyMoly.

    Sorry for the interruption!

    (I think she looks pretty good, to be honest)

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

      I like her quizzical/worried look too.

      If I was in bed with Russell, and he was taking snaps of me, I’d probably be throwing him my “terrified beyond all belief and begging for a shower like the one Meryl Streep got in Silkwood” look.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

      With all due respect, sir, the only way she would look good is with bangs and her top off.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    That’s a very unfortunate picture. I’m pulling for these two kids, though, even though I remain blissfully ignorant as to who the fuck she is and what the fuck she sings. I just want it to work out between them. I believe in love.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

    I just made that face at myself in a mirror. I’ve got 40 years on her but two fewer furrows.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/irishbreakfast/ irishbreakfast

      Perhaps, but she doesn’t have a problem with unwanted backslash, dear.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kitten-witawip-2/ Kitten Witawip

    Here is one that looks like it’s from high school.

    http://worldofwonder.net/2010/12/28/Who_Am_I_/

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s a fuckton of makeup.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

    Well, you know, that is a 4 a.m. “I have a tummyache” photo. She doesn’t look that bad during normal waking hours, makeup or no. I mainly dislike her for the relentless pursuit of 1950s high school cheerleader looks. I mean, I thought we dealt with that in the 60s.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    She looks like a sad clown.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

      So, you find this erotic too?

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

      CL: Rim shot.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

      @Unfun: Isn’t that going to be a bit difficult to do seeing that we’re in different states?