Live-Blogging The Future From The Future
December 31, 2010 in Live-Blogging In The Name Of, The Future Is Here
Hello, I am VirusWithShoes, and I shall be live-blogging the future for you, behind-timers. Because I am at least 3000 miles ahead of you in time, I shall report forward to you what is happening live in 2011. You don’t have to be Jewish – anyone can join in! Ask me cryptic questions only the future – and I – hold. Will mankind survive the first hours of 2011? What new advances will be made during the five to eight hours it will take for 2011 to reach you? Will you need extra blankets? Have the dead started to walk in 2011? Do people still use money?
I will have all the secrets.
I look at a lot of tits every week because I’m a heterosexual man with an internet connection. I sometimes look at a lot of tits in a short period of time, because I am a heterosexual man with an internet connection and the cats happen to be sleeping. You know one thing I’ve noticed about tits down all these years of looking at them? Few of them vibrate. Now, they do. Somehow tits have just been made even better.
I’m really just posting this so I can “look through” all these pictures of Salma Hayek in a bikini. I need to be sure which one is the best to shrink and use as a thumbnail besides these words I’m writing. I’m proud I’m writing these words while managing not to look at Salma in a bikini. It’s pretty difficult, because it’s Salma Hayek in a bikini. I think she’s so pretty – if someone told me that her beauty attracted exotic flora and fauna wherever she went, then I’d surely believe them. I’d believe anything of Salma Hayek – especially when she’s in a bikini.
Hey, remember Gawker? That place that made you change all your passwords and annoy major email brands and sites across the world? Remember then the time they fessed-up to having their servers cracked? How they did something about it as soon as possible? Turns out that this statement might not be exactly true. The hack had occurred months before they managed to raise the alarm.
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