If You Can Read This, You’re Probably on the US Terror Watch List
November 29, 2010 in TERROR
By page-clicking this article, you’ve probably landed yourself on the terror watchlist. I’m sorry about that, unless, of course, you are an actual terrorist, in which case, I’m glad that my little trap ensnared you. You know who isn’t a terrorist, though? Actor Mark Ruffalo. Still, he apparently joined the rapidly expanding and super-secret club that is the Terrorist Screening Data Base (TSDB). Read the rest of this entry →
Yes, in this post I shall discuss what Thanksgiving means to those who celebrate it in modern America. No, not really. It's really just Thanksgiving-themed pornography, if I'm being honest. Yep – every dirty and lewd Thanksgiving-related filth I could find out there on the internet is embedded below. I only called it "The Shifting Symbolism Of Thanksgiving in Modern American Culture" because someone might be walking behind you as you surf the web on your lapbook or netpad out of sheer boredom on Thanksgiving, and well they won't suspect a dryly-titled big-fonted post here, will they? Oh no they won't! HAHA!
Is your turkey still defrosting slowly today? Have you rammed a hairdryer up its innards to help while family members look on in varying states of disapproval? Are all your pies coming out the oven blackened and misshapen, looking for all the world like H.R. Giger vagina-monsters? Then you’re probably not alone. Even if you are. You’re not. I’m celebrating Thanksgiving by making some lolotters and eating Cadbury’s chocolate and writing this thing, so you can all feel jealous of me if you want. Anyway, all holidays suck to some extent, so feel free to share your Thanksgiving joys or horrors below.
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