AskMen Make A List Or Something With Jon Stewart At The Top
October 26, 2010 in Annoying Things
I’ve never read a “man’s magazine” ever, which I think AskMen.com is the online equivalent of. I dunno. I think it’s one of the ones I see as I pass by in the supermarket, always promising 6 pack abs without exercising in the same manner that Cosmo always promises earth-shattering orgasms without plugging yourself into an outlet and inserting an enormous sex toy inside you while your pets look on in a state of confusion. All these magazines make me giggle and feel sad at the same time. Giggle, because they’re obviously silly, selling themselves with bold-font side-show promises. Sad, because people buy them.
Oh, fucking pro-lifers make me want to spread death. I can’t stand these placard-waving bastards. Happily, in my own Socialist Wonderland of Scotland, abortions are available without this low-strain of humanity clogging the street. Indeed, abortions are available 24-7, all year ’round – you only need to show that you have clean fingernails or something. Anyway, if I was confronted by these idiotic placardeers I doubt I’d be able to keep my head on to the extent where I could stand in the street and argue with them without screaming. Especially if my wife just had to abort her child at 16 weeks, like this guy’s wife had to.
