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Look At This Creepy Baby Being Really Creepy

October 26, 2010 in Interesting Moving Pictures

Creepy young humans are at the core of some of the best horror stories. Rosemary’s Baby. That kid from The Omen. Justin Bieber. That little girl in that Renee Zellweger movie that the studio sat on for three years. Spine-chilling, every one of them. America seems to have a lock on creating really creepy youngsters, probably by feeding them what you call “cheese” by intravenous drip right after they pop out of lady-bellies. Feed anything that amount of cheese and you will create a monster, mark my words. John Wayne Gacy was probably a normal, well-adjusted little boy until he got a taste for cheddar.

Whatever your taste in cheese-filled toddlers, this one is a cracker. He/she looks like one of those offspring who have been offsprung from the shameful loins of some of God-botherer parents, so no doubt she/he’ll be up in a clock tower when she/he’s 19 shooting indiscriminately at semi-naked cheerleaders/roid-infused jocks because of his/her sinful onanism. In fact, once you see this creepy baby being creepy, I think it’s really for the best that we lock up this creepy baby in a creepy baby prison cell for probably ever, because he/she’s really creepy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA, CREEPY BABY.

Update! – I think it’s a she, but I can’t be bothered to change the rest of this post. Whatever it is, it’s fucking creepy.

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    Are you sure he wasn’t just taking a poo? ‘Cause I saw a baby do the same thing once and it turned out he was taking a poo.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    I’m the parent of two of these little creatures, and I can get the same reaction just by singing Jingle Bells or I’m Too Sexy. Not that I would know about the latter, I’m just theorizing.

    VWS: I love your clinical depression.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    This kid is creepy, but I keep watching for the music.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nodebutante/ NoDebutante

    You know what’s creepier? That these people are in church and they are actually turned around filming their child. What the hell? Even if you think she’s got a future in Christian rock or ministering, for one hour she does not need to be on camera. Turn around, pay attention, soak in whatever goodness you can find. Or, go home.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/suzycakes/ suzycakes

    now we know how glenn beck got made.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    The Curious Case of Danny DeVito

  • http://www.pennydanger.com Penny Danger

    Thanks for posting the clown infant. Now I have a proper model to follow when applying my eyebrow makeup.

    All I can say about the child in the video is that someone in the household must be a right arm raiser in service. She surely must have been prompted at church and home since birth by her stage mom or stage dad.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/zanzinthebar/ zanzinthebar

    OK, that clown baby is the stuff of nightmares.

    I have to agree with Penny. This little one must be copying someone. She looks like she’s having some fun with the music but then reverts to church mode with the eyes closed and arm raised.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ BookishLookish

    Babies are excellent mimics. And that is why we play a lot of James Brown in my house.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    I love the subtle rage of intelligence on this site applied to creepy babies and onania.

  • http://www.pennydanger.com Penny Danger

    The more I look at the creepy clown baby, the more I see the resemblances. The mother is Kristen Stewart and the father is Ronald McDonald.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    It’s like the children from Jesus camp, the documentary.

  • http://www.pennydanger.com Penny Danger

    Charlie Sheen as a baybeh.