Look At This Creepy Baby Being Really Creepy
October 26, 2010 in Interesting Moving Pictures
Creepy young humans are at the core of some of the best horror stories. Rosemary’s Baby. That kid from The Omen. Justin Bieber. That little girl in that Renee Zellweger movie that the studio sat on for three years. Spine-chilling, every one of them. America seems to have a lock on creating really creepy youngsters, probably by feeding them what you call “cheese” by intravenous drip right after they pop out of lady-bellies. Feed anything that amount of cheese and you will create a monster, mark my words. John Wayne Gacy was probably a normal, well-adjusted little boy until he got a taste for cheddar.
Whatever your taste in cheese-filled toddlers, this one is a cracker. He/she looks like one of those offspring who have been offsprung from the shameful loins of some of God-botherer parents, so no doubt she/he’ll be up in a clock tower when she/he’s 19 shooting indiscriminately at semi-naked cheerleaders/roid-infused jocks because of his/her sinful onanism. In fact, once you see this creepy baby being creepy, I think it’s really for the best that we lock up this creepy baby in a creepy baby prison cell for probably ever, because he/she’s really creepy.
GOD BLESS AMERICA, CREEPY BABY.
Update! – I think it’s a she, but I can’t be bothered to change the rest of this post. Whatever it is, it’s fucking creepy.