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Happy Birthday, Virus!

August 31, 2010 in A Birthday With Shoes

Please steal a moment from your soul-deadening “careers,” random sex hook-ups, and abject self-loathing to join me in wishing our publisher, VirusWithShoes, a tremendously happy birthday. Besides providing us this space where we can meet, greet, and occasionally create things of value, Virus has been a good friend to so many of us.

Never expected, always welcome, Virus wanders amongst us like a spectral presence who leaves crumbs in the bed so you know he’s around.

With any luck, the 30 quid we raised was enough to entice Julianne Moore to serenade him this evening wearing only her pumps and a sly grin.

As a tribute to this lovely and supremely talented man, I present this lovely and supremely talented man:


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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misspeacock/ MissPeacock

    *stops eating cheese grits momentarily*

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, VIRUS!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Yay – happy birthday!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We love you <3

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sfbirdie/ sfbirdie

    Where’s all the blingees?

    Happy Birthday Virus!!!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sfbirdie/ sfbirdie

    vws bday
    Glitter Graphics

    There we go…. Happy Birthday Virus!!!

  • http://www.pennydanger.com Penny Danger

    Thanks to you for allowing me to join in. Happy Birthday and I wish you all the best in the coming year. ( I got that from a Hallmark card so you know I care enough to send the best!! Enjoy your special day!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    Co-latha-breith sona Virus.

    Or I’ll have to fly over there and peltyeinyerfuckingcouponfannybaws.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    And I mean that in the best way possible.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sproing/ Sproing

    I wish you sex.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fuldis-closure-2-2/ fuldis closure

    Happy Birthday Virus! You are admired so much for your talent and hard work on this site. Please come to San Francisco so we can have tea with you, too.

    Is Virus on a whirlwind birthday vacation? I don’t think I’ve seen him here in a while.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Sance, you big jerk. You’re drawing attention away from my birthday post!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    Happy birthday, Virus. May you have many more, in good health.
    Cheers.
    Your friend,
    BJ

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/esther/ ethel-egg

    Hope I’m not too late to this party. Happy birthday you old coot.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/shelwood/ shelwood

    HB, VwS.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

    @Mama: Sowwy! Yours was better.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/harrietspys/ harrietspys

    MWAH.

    Happy Birthday.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

    Happy birthday, dear Virus!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/gerbilsinlove/ gerbilsinlove

    Happiest Bday. And that could mean so many things, like “Blow Job Day” or “Big Cockring Day,” say. Fun to ya!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    Happy birthday, Shoes.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Sorry to pull out an oldie – stupid job…

    Bacon 2
    Myspace Glitter Graphics

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    And repetitious…but you need your TeeVee monies….

    TeeVee Andy
    Build your own Blingee

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    Now on to the ritualistic spanking.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    @Blix: How do you know Rene Sance so well?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    @MamaP: Lucky guess. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a birthday ritual spanking?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

    @Blix: That was a close call. Let’s keep it on the downlow from now on.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    @Rene: Ex sex industry workers are notoriously hard to fool (Rule #78b). Aside from that, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    @MissPea: Mmmm…. cheese grits…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    I am late on wishing Mr Shoes Happy Birthday here but that is because it is really a long process trying to send a box of rainbows and kitten whiskers to the UK….stupid custom forms.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    Happy Birthday VWS.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/geodejane/ GeodeJane

    Wishing you peace, dear Virus. Lovely cool peace in this hottest of summers.
    Jane

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/poisonville/ poisonville

    Happy birthday, Virus! May your cup runneth over.

  • http://www.pennydanger.com Penny Danger

    Three days later and you would have shared a birthday with Charlie Sheen.