KKK to WBC: Don’t Be Hatin’!

August 16, 2010 in I SHIT YOU NOT

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WOW. How bad do you have to be when even the KK-to-the-mother-fuckin’-K wants nothing to do with your organization (read: Group of hateful pricks who should all get leprosy of the genitals)? The group historically known for all sorts of awful, hateful, despicable things is denouncing WBC for their actions.  I can just imagine the leader** of the KKK looking at the Westboro Baptist Church desecrating some soldier’s funeral or protesting a pride parade and being like, “Whoa, why don’t you drink some more Hater-ade, haters?” Or something like that. I do think it’s funny that the disclaimer specifies WBC’s activities, and not their stance. I expect a letter was sent to them by said leader to tone it down a bit, that their hearts were in the right place but their actions were all wrong.


*No, I did not go on to the KKK’s website to find this out.

**Yes, I know, he has an official moniker of Grand Wizard. However, that just reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, which then makes me giggle. Come to think of it, Dorothy was a bit of an uppity bitch, like she thought she was better than the others or something. Another childhood classic ruined! Don’t even get me started on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mediahohoho/ mediahohoho

    I’m sure the Klan wouldn’t be troubling itself a great deal if the WBC had confined itself to shitting on the funerals of gays and protesting whatever it is they’re supposed to be protesting at synagogues. So they have a drawn a line at soldier’s funerals. Bully for them.

    I’m sure if the KKK knew what the WBC was really about, which is provoking physical confrontations so that Phelps’s lawyers (the evil fucker’s spawn, or so I’m led to understand) can sue the municipalities they mind-pollute for failing to protect them, they would be all for it, since they’re also big on gaming the first amendment.

    Personally, I think they should all be shunned, because everybody loves a good shunning.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @MRD: After reading this, I’m not sure if you’re pro-KKK or pro-WBC? You have to be one or the other right?

    @Virus: The “visit our store” button on the blue KKK bar above isn’t working. I wanted to e-shop.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    @ChillBear: No you don’t have to be either one, but extra points if you can somehow pull off both.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    The K – K – K took my baby away – hay!

    – Shirley Phelps Roper

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Lest we forget what the KKK is really all about:

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    @Chillbear: How could you so egregiously steal my Ramones thunder?

  • Disciple

    @ Chillbear: Classy, very classy.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    @Disciple: Welcome. And our ChillyWilly is always classy, even when inadvertently stealing Mama’s ideas >.>

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @MamaP: I think it was more of an assist, but I guess we all get a little territorial when we nail a comment. Hah.