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Dress For The Job You Want, Not For The Job You Have, That’s Why I’m Wearing…

June 30, 2010 in Finish This Sentence

Yeah you know that well-worn phrase about wearing stuff over your human body, don’t you? Dress For The Job You Want, Not For The Job You Have? Of course you do. Like many other people, you sometimes wear clothes to your work. Sometimes you are paid to take off these clothes and wrap yourself around a shiny pole cleaned by a strangely quiet man using watered-down disinfectant. But enough about Chillbear - finish that sentence in the comments and make others laugh. Do it.

Dress For The Job You Want, Not For The Job You Have, That’s Why I’m Wearing…

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