June 2, 2010 in Caption This
Tags: after 12 hours of play you might need your life back, bring your own dead sealife, do not breathe near game while playing, lost livelihoods not included
Let the good times ooze.
I have no caption for this, but I smell a trap.
It’s not gris gris anymore – it’s goo goo!
We roll the dice so you don’t have to!
Somebody forgot to “nipple up.”
Seep you in September.
I’ll have my po boy dressed…
Booming is for pussies!
I got your shrimp right here, baby.
I love it when you talk crude.
Because RISK, SORRY, TROUBLE AND TRIVIAL PURSUIT were already taken.
OFFSHORE OIL STRIKE: Fun game for those long summer days when you can’t be at the beach.
I was very young, Milton Bradley invited me into his office to “play a game”.. there was a little bed in his office.. he told me to call him “Uncle Milty”..
Jane: Don’t forget Monopoly…
Top Kill your friends in the year’s most expensive board game!
OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: Coming Soon!
OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: Massive Opening, No Capping This One!
OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: See It Now at a Beach Near You!
OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: Still Flowing Strong. Sequel in the Works?
OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE 2: IT’S NO LONGER OFF SHORE
(ok: I know it’s not a movie…but I can dream)
Nina: Of course and also CLUE and CHUTES AND LADDERS and FUNKY ROBOTIC SUBMARINE FUN AT THE SEASHORE and that familiar traveling game for the kids in the back seat:
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE. A=abortion. B=bull shit. C=catastrophe.
D=? Disaster? DeTtEr DayS?
“Look Daddy, You got the Drill Me card!!!!”
Spin doctor sold separately.
Now with SUDDEN DEATH round!
“This was a bit crude.”
May I have a blindfold and cigarette, please?
“I drew the ‘Drill An Asteroid to Save the Planet Card’ move back three spaces.”
CLUELESS: BP did it in the Gulf of Mexico with the drill bit.
Who lives in an oil well under the sea? BP Terry.
Spewing out evil for you and for me. BP Terry.
If petroleum foulness be something you wish. BP Terry.
Then have some more beef ’cause you can’t eat the fish! BP Terry!
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