Caption This – BP Boardgame Special

June 2, 2010 in Caption This

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Let the good times ooze.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I have no caption for this, but I smell a trap.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    It’s not gris gris anymore – it’s goo goo!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/little-trumpet/ Little Trumpet

    We roll the dice so you don’t have to!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Somebody forgot to “nipple up.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Carnivoil.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Seep you in September.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    I’ll have my po boy dressed…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    Booming is for pussies!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    I got your shrimp right here, baby.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    I love it when you talk crude.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/geodejane/ GeodeJane

    Because RISK, SORRY, TROUBLE AND TRIVIAL PURSUIT were already taken.
    OFFSHORE OIL STRIKE: Fun game for those long summer days when you can’t be at the beach.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Slimer

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/baroness/ Baroness

    I was very young, Milton Bradley invited me into his office to “play a game”.. there was a little bed in his office.. he told me to call him “Uncle Milty”..

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    Jane: Don’t forget Monopoly…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/marshmueller/ marshmueller

    Top Kill your friends in the year’s most expensive board game!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/irishbreakfast/ irishbreakfast

    OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: Coming Soon!
    OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: Massive Opening, No Capping This One!
    OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: See It Now at a Beach Near You!
    OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE: Still Flowing Strong. Sequel in the Works?
    OFF SHORE OIL STRIKE 2: IT’S NO LONGER OFF SHORE

    (ok: I know it’s not a movie…but I can dream)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/geodejane/ GeodeJane

    Nina: Of course and also CLUE and CHUTES AND LADDERS and FUNKY ROBOTIC SUBMARINE FUN AT THE SEASHORE and that familiar traveling game for the kids in the back seat:
    I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE. A=abortion. B=bull shit. C=catastrophe.
    D=? Disaster? DeTtEr DayS?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rosie-cheeks/ Rosie Cheeks

    “Look Daddy, You got the Drill Me card!!!!”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    Spin doctor sold separately.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    Now with SUDDEN DEATH round!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    “This was a bit crude.”

    May I have a blindfold and cigarette, please?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/swifter/ Swifter

    Strike in the Gulf!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    “I drew the ‘Drill An Asteroid to Save the Planet Card’ move back three spaces.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    CLUELESS: BP did it in the Gulf of Mexico with the drill bit.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/swifter/ Swifter

    Who lives in an oil well under the sea? BP Terry.
    Spewing out evil for you and for me. BP Terry.
    If petroleum foulness be something you wish. BP Terry.
    Then have some more beef ’cause you can’t eat the fish! BP Terry!