Giant Flipper Sperm Chosen To Promote 2012 Olympics
May 19, 2010 in Modern Madness
Like trying to hit a paranoid cow with a brick thrown from a helicopter, it’s hard to define the Olympic Ideal. So it’s nice to see that the people behind the 2012 Olympics in the UK have given up and made the mascots for the ‘Games in 2012 into some sort of giant, mutated sperm with flipper hands with what could at best be described as “worryingly prominent genital lumps”. One of them also looks as if they’ve peed themselves after drinking only antifreeze for 12 hours straight.
Here are the two of them. One of them is for the Paralympics. I don’t know which one. It might be pissy-pants, I dunno. Anyway, I fully expect these one-eyed bulgy fuckers to feature in a future nightmare sometime.