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Coming Soon – The Knifecrime Island Election Vote Live-Vote Blog Vote Special Live

May 6, 2010 in Coming Soon

As many of you know (appx. 3 of you) the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland heads en masse today to vote like a bastard in what we call over here “an election”. At stake is the crucial right to run this Murdoch-training ground during the next five years of massive cuts because of all the money not being here, and what with us now having a worse debt ratio than twenty Greeces.

Expect riots and cups of tea at risk of being spilled in slight consternation.

Even if you’re not interested in this, now is the time to find it interesting, because Yours Truly (me) will be live-blogging the results as they trickle in like drunken children from school after a hard day’s lesson in stabbing, sexting and sexy-stabbing while recording it on their stolen electro-phones. I’ll kick this shit off about 5pm your time if you stay in New York which I think is 4.37am on the West Coast.

Yes, join me later as I partake in an orgy of watching the Socialist Bastion That Is The BBC and generally talking about things you’ve probably never heard of before, like biscuits that are actually cookies and candy which means fellatio. You know – the usual crap.

Excitement. Let it build, and we shall shoot together and blame the French!

See you laterz.

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    So if this ends up with a “hung” Parliament and Brown comes in 3rd place, he would still be the PM? At least that is how some cable here reported it, but cable here sucks. ALSO! So if the Tory guy gets in, there will be some weird tax that will cause rioting and strikes and stuff right?Because that always causes creative ferment and the new musical trends could be really excellent. I always try to look for the silver lining.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misspeacock/ MissPeacock

    MSNBC had a picture of a dude in a kilt leaving a polling station this morning atop their front page. I immediately thought of Our Virus.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rhea-pollstry/ Rhea Pollstry

    How convenient! I usually have to go to other sites to shoot together with foreign men.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/katekate/ katekate is squared

    I, um… well, I actually AM interested in this, because I’m a nerd.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @BELLTOLLS: Tori Spelling could be the British PM?????

    @KATEKATE IS SQUARED: I will join you in your nerdly interest, plus I have to see how many votes Zombie Winston Churchill gets.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    @Nef-Newt I think ANYONE can be the PM. The British election rules look like they were written around the time of the Magna Carta. Think of the UK as a really big Florida.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    Hey isn’t it seventy-eleven o’clock over there? Aren’t the polls closed?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/perverseus/ perverseus

    Nice try, but you’re not fooling me with this whole voting nonsense. You guys have royalty — currently a queen who delegates authority to guys in funny wigs and robes. And we Americans know the Prime Minister is chosen with a smoke ceremony similar to the Vatican.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    The Paving Stones To Virtual No. 10 Downing Street is better than the CNN hologram by 1000!