It’s Time For Change

April 1, 2010 in President Obama

There are very few things that I hate more than admitting that I am wrong about something and I’m not quite sure that I’m doing that now. It has been over a year since I found all of you on the site that shall not be named and about ten months since I’ve been trading shots with some of you here on Wordsmoker.

It has always been difficult for me to reconcile the immense respect that I have for some of the more liberal author/commenters like Mediahohoho, LawyerGay and Baroness (to name just a few) with my more conservative beliefs. Prior to coming here it was easy for me to dismiss liberal pundits as wrong-thinking or just plain ignorant.

However, when you give proper respect and listen to someone of an opposing viewpoint, you are faced with the choice of trying to intelligently defend your position or agreeing with the opposition. At least for me that’s the way it works.

About a month or so ago, I decided to try to take a step back and re-evaluate my already shaken belief system. No one probably noticed that although I’ve only made a few half-hearted feints, the last time that I really tried to pitch a political storm in here was on February 17, when I wrote my stimulus package piece. I think that even Virus may have been disappointed when I rolled over on Wordsmoker Anthropology – Your Thoughts On This Health-Care Thing and just made a few lame jokes in the comments.

Please don’t misunderstand me. I still don’t believe that the stimulus package has done anything significant for the economy and I think that this healthcare bill was too small in some ways and too large in others. However, the political party with which I have associated for a quarter of a century did nothing to improve either situation. If I combine those facts with the two endless wars that were started during the previous administration, the handling of the post-Katrina disaster in New Orleans, the current obstructionism in Congress and the Republican support for the Tea Party movement, I am left with little choice. As soon as practical, I am changing my voter’s registration to reflect that I’m a member of the Democratic Party.

While I still believe there are some major flaws with the Democrats, I have always considered myself an advocate of these tenets:

  • Free Speech
  • Equal Rights (including Gay Marriage and the repeal of DADT)
  • Conservation and the Reduction of Greenhouse Gases
  • A Woman’s Right to Choose Safe and Legal Abortions
  • Ending Poverty
  • A Successful Conclusion to the Two Foreign Wars

There are probably a few more, but you get the idea.

Today (yesterday when you read this) President Obama showed himself to be a true leader when he decided to expand offshore drilling. While I don’t believe that he is in favor of feeding the US oil addiction, I believe that he saw this measure as a necessary evil while the country awaits greener energy sources to come on line. The ability to make tough calls is the mark of a true leader and it made a distinct impression on me.

By way of a “joining the Democratic Party dowry,” I intend to do the following:

  • Work on Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s re-election campaign. I have already joined her Facebook fan page. If you don’t know Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz, she is actually a shining star of the Democratic Party and if I had a daughter I would want her to emulate this woman. She really isn’t in any danger of losing her seat, but I still intend to volunteer.
  • In 2012, barring some sort of meltdown in his performance, I will work on the Barack Obama re-election campaign. My friend “Scotch” is pretty well connected with the campaign and will guide me to where I can be of the most assistance.
  • Work on securing the support of the Fraternal Order of Police for the above candidates. It is a 300,000-person union with a powerful lobby. FOP has supported candidates for each party in the past and I believe that it will be an easy sell given the Democrats pro-union stance.
  • Make a sizable ($25 for now. More to come later) donation to ACORN. My research indicates that they have gone a long way to clean up the process that lead to a few unfortunate but isolated incidents.

I hope that I’m not coming off like the newly converted here. I’ve never smoked a day in my life, but I still find former smokers to be annoying when they talk about their old habit. I’m still not sold on the idea that either of the party has all of the answers, but this feels right for now.

Thank you all for your insight over the past 14 months.

(This was actually tougher to write than to make the decision to switch parties. Thanks for reading.)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/anonymous/ Because Sexus, Plexus and Nexus

    Unbelievably good news!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    The skeptic in me is sure this is an April Fool’s Joke. The gullible side is pretty well convinced too.

    If you’re serious, Chill, if that is your real name, I’d recommend that you avoid hitching your cart to any horse, be it an elephant or a donkey. What democrats lack in outright douche-bagery, they make up for in ineffectiveness. Both sides have a wealth of problems that can aggravate, and both labels carry ample stigma. So I recommend you follow me and join a third party. The apathy party. Just make sure you’re not too excited when you join, or people will be suspicious.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/helmangiraffe/ helmangiraffe

    If only I hadn’t seen you just yelling at (the fucking awesome) Debbie Wasserman Schultz on her FB page a few weeks ago, I might have believed this. And the Acorn donation? If this were April 2, MAYBE I’d believe you.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/harrietspys/ harrietspys

    *snorts in an unladylike manner*

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lawyergay/ lawyergay

    Helman nailed it. The ACORN donation gave you away. There’s probably a French phrase or German word for the tiny detail that undermines the whole piece. De trop? Toofuckenmuchen” Nice try, though.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    If it’s an April Fool’s joke do we have to return all of the toaster ovens?

  • http://wordsmoker.com momof3wildkids

    As I was reading this and getting more and more concerned that I would have to hunt you down and do an intervention. Then, I remembered what day it is and my world realigned.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/heneage/ Heneage
  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum
  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @Helman: Your April Fools joke was better than Chillbear’s.

    (the fucking awesome) Debbie Wasserman Schultz

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ Un Chien Andalou

    Mister City P’liceman sitting
    Pretty little girls in a row.
    See how they fly like a plane in the Sky, see how they fly.
    I’m crying.
    I’m cry, I’m crying, I’m crying.

    And I am the Walrus.

    Goo goo ga joob.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/geodejane/ GeodeJane

    The hopey-changey tag was the first clue

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/perverseus/ perverseus

    Oh Christ. I read this and realized that maybe I’ve been wrong all these years, too. After all, I’ve already publicly praised President Obama (yes, you read that correctly) for his new stance on off-shore drilling — could a total conversion of my opinions and beliefs be so unreasonable a possibility. Suddenly, with my political foundations shattered by one well written article, now I learn it was an April Fool’s joke?

    I don’t know who I am anymore.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    Expert textpert, joking posters
    Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha).

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    Unfriended.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    The ACORN donation bit is the biggest clue that this is a hoax. THERE IS NO ACORN ANYMORE!!!!

    Unless ACORN is a code word for hoar house.

    ie. Make a sizable (ha!) ($25 for now. More to come (ha!) later) donation (ha!) to ACORN. My research (ha!) indicates that they have gone a long way (ha!) to clean up the process (ha!) that lead to a few unfortunate but isolated incidents (ha!).

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Boo. I’m so fucking guillble I actually bought this because I forgot it was April Fool’s Day.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    What a bunch of sore winners. I was originally concerned about the timing of this piece and I was going to hold it for a few days, but I was trying to make it relevant to the change in the oil policy. So, I was going to try to put it up yesterday, but I had already posted a piece and wanted a few things to be posted between my dinosaur essay and this. I don’t like to monopolize.

    However, last night was a UFC Fight Night Live and four Boddingtons later, my concerns were gone. So I set the timer for it to go out at 0400 hours (my new time for posting). I do that so that Virus can pull the plug if he really hates something that I write. The fact that this has not happened yet shows that he doesn’t read my stuff. Hah.

    @SamPan: I am not about to go from shilling for one party to shilling for the other. I will pick and choose my candidates. The big change is that I will be voting in the Democratic primaries. If there is ever a viable third party with which I feel more closely aligned, I will join it. You once joked that being a Libertarian was the cross-over drug. Well, I would rather not be shut out of the political process so I’m passing on the Libertarians. Thanks for the advice. Naturally I believe that I will be the one that makes the Democratic Party effective. Does the Apathy Party have good events?

    @HG:Are you sure that this isn’t about my vastly superior dating knowledge? I will leave it to the WS court to decide whether or not I was yelling:

    “I disagree with you, Representative Wasserman Schultz. The American people do care about the process by which you pass this bill as well as its content. No one is interested in having the rules of the democracy circumvented because most of your party thinks that they’ve come up with a nifty piece of legislation. It was wrong when the Republicans did it and it is wrong now. If this bill passes, consider me a “NO” vote for you in November. This is my reaction to your CNBC interview this morning. M. Davis, Davie, FL.”

    I was upset because DWS was talking about not having a second House Vote so that members wouldn’t have to go on record for voting for or against the bill. They ended up having the vote and my concerns were assuaged. I know Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a limited capacity and I don’t think the tone of my message would bother her. As far as the bill itself goes, my biggest objection is that people are forced to buy bad insurance or pay a fine. LawyerGay brought this to my attention.

    @LG: The ACORN pledge was a last minute (and Boddingtons influenced) addition. However, I keep my drunken pledges unless you can give me a compelling reason not to.

    @GeoDeJane: I love the name. Yeah, the second biggest problem that I had writing this was that the tone was so fucking dry.

    @Heneage: Your sad trombone cost me my first response. I opened it in a new tab and then closed all tabs. Bastard.

    I’m sorry if the timing is suspect, but if you look at my reasons, can you honestly say that there is anything in that list that is a reversal from my previous stance?

    I will admit that I was talked out of my position on Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, by Mediahohoho about a year ago. Other than that, the above have been and still are the ideals that I uphold.

    @Perv: Sorry, you are an island now.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/gerbilsinlove/ gerbilsinlove

    Yeah, it happens to be off the coast of my state, Virginia, where he want to explore offshore drilling, because the Chesapeake Bay doesn’t have enough problems. And we won’t even be included in the revenue-sharing. And it won’t significantly reduce gas prices; at the most, by about 3 cents. So fuck that and fuck my Republican Governor; you know, the one who wants to cut all funds to Planned Parenthood.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @UC: Whatever ACORN is called now. Like I said, I was a little buzzed when I wrote that. Thank Dana White for that. I will donate the quarter of a C-note to whatever they are called now.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ BookishLookish

    Hoorah, Chillbear! What happens when you switch over to the Dems? You become a better dancer, you date better-looking women, you get into cooler bars and the countermen stop looking at you funny when you order your food at Katz’s.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    Chill- you set it for 4am so that Virus can pull the plug? Because you thought he would be up and editing at 8am his time? Now THAT is a funny joke.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I love Katz’s. I think the dancing is hopeless. Any time that a Wordsmoker walks into a bar, it becomes infinitely cooler, but I guess I’ll be walking into better ones.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/helmangiraffe/ helmangiraffe

    %3Fq%3Dtrollcat%2Bfail%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us%26tbs%3Disch:1

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    JESUS FUCKING CAT.

    Okay, everyone with a sense-of-humour by-pass – calm fucking down.

    This was my idea. Not Chill’s. Give him props for actually going through with it. And I did proof it prior to posting and thought it was good. So there.

    Sorry Chill – I didn’t expect it to degenerate into another fucking slanging match.

    JESUS FUCKING CAT.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    V- DON’T TAKE JESUS CAT’S NAME IN VAIN!!!!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    @VirusWithShoes: After seeing what happened here with Chill’s post, I am really reconsidering whether I should follow through with your April Fools idea that I write about my acceptance of Jesus Cat as my lord and saviour.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    Armacatddon

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ Latterday Lenin

    Now that you’re on our team, Chill, send me an urgent private message on Facebook and I’ll send you the directions and the password for the gay marijuana abortion luau in your area.

    APRIL FOOLS!

    You have to vote Dem for two consecutive elections before you’re allowed to come. See you in 2016!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    I knew it was a fake from the outset. No one, especially not our Chill, changes stripes overnight. From his writings, I know him to be an honorable man, who puts a good deal of thought into his positions (even though I may not always agree with them); a little thing like President Obama allowing oil drilling was not going to make him a Democrat just like that.

    I’m really not a fan of the April Fool’s prank — I turn my belief off every April 1st, or try to. I know the quality of a prank when it sucks even me in. Chill, well done, well written, but you were going to have a hard time convincing me you were going Democratic. Now, if you’d written that you were actually gay… Nah. Still wouldn’t have believed it.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rosie-cheeks/ Rosie Cheeks

    Since we just met and all, all I can say is that perhaps a photo of you sporting a really “vocal” Obama-Shepard Fairey-esque (as in above image) tshirt in public would help, and/or actually wearing same while appearing at a Teabagger Party to assault them via correcting the poor spelling on their insane, offensive, un-p.c. posters. or both. An appropriate gesture of penance (not that you need one) for this Holy Thursday. (though I am afraid they might stone you to death).

    You get the prize for strength and courage, Lion. (punches arm then hugs). Way to be.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ BookishLookish

    Naughty, naughty Chillbear!

    As punishment, you have to watch this over and over. Unless you want the usual. Cordovan or “flesh,” darling?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/marshmueller/ marshmueller

    @Chill: Your post was fairly convincing, but the ACORN bit totally gave you away. I was reading along, slightly shocked at your sudden switch, intrigued as to why someone with red blood would suddenly get a blue blood transfusion. And then you mentioned ACORN. Not only did you pledge donating to them, but you praised the organization! You bit off too much, my friend.

    Not even Moderate Dems like me gave to that cesspool of a mess even when it was at it’s “prime.”

    Nicely done; you ALMOST had me convinced (I am, however, extremely gullible, so, there you go).

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/heneage/ Heneage

    Chill – since this was posted on April Fools and we all just assumed it was a joke, I’d like to apologize for my sad trombone and the pain it has caused.

    I don’t want to hurt you.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecd3h_BQ5P8

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rosie-cheeks/ Rosie Cheeks

    All right. Now I am really confused.

    Will the real Chillbear Latrigue PLEASE STAND UP.? (game show music)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Hah! I got you guys. You were just so excited to see me cross party lines that not one of you stopped to think that it was an April Fools Joke.

    @Virus: We did it! Same gag next year!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    A guy tries to play a harmless prank and you come at him with all of your cats and what not. Okey, here’s the breakdown. Virus contacted me via FB last night while i was watching the fights. I usually am drunk at that time, but for some inexplicable reason I drank only water. I thought that you guys might get wise to us, so I picked the oil thing as a type of catalyst. Thin, but it seemed like some sort of an excuse. So, I got to typing. It is not naturally easy for me to sell a lie, so I tried to stick to the truth as much as possible.

    The following is true:

    I have immense respect for the liberals on this website. You are a credit to your kind and in a few cases, you have gotten me to look at something differently.

    I am not at all pleased with the Republican Party and I’m closer to joining Sam Pan’s Apathy Party than at any other point in my life.

    I am not one of those who believe that Bush never did anything correctly when he was in office, but there was a lot of room for criticism.

    With the exception of the Greenhouse Gas thing, those really are my positions. I am keeping an open mind on Anthropogenic Global Warming Theory. By that I mean, that I am not accepting it as fact because it is a political hotbed and I think the scientists often sculpt the data to fit their theory. It’s a Theory, but it isn’t evolution yet. We can talk about that somewhere else. Conservation only makes sense. I’ve spoken about the other issues elsewhere.

    The reason that I would not vote for Debbie Wasserman Schultz is that she is a straight down the party line politician. However, I think she is a good role model for young women and I meant what I said about having a daughter emulate her if I had one.

    A word on April Fools Day etiquette, if you will. I know that this is a smart group, but you really aren’t supposed to reveal the gag so early in the day. If you wanted to show me how much more clever you are, you should have gone down to the Western Union office and sent me a politely worded, but stern telegram like this:

    “Chillbear [STOP] The gig is up see [STOP] Your gag is as dated as a Denny’s waitress [STOP] I won’t blow you in but you got to come clean [STOP]

    Or something of that nature.

    Do not be like this person, who is one of my Facebook friends:

    “Happy April Fools Day !!! Look out….gonna be a lot of foolin’ today…LOL…Have a Great One !! XXXX’s & :) :)’s your way for a Beautiful Day !!”

    That was the first thing that I saw when I logged on, so anyone trying to play a prank on me is now fighting an uphill battle.

    @Newt: Thank you. I hope you know that you are one of the liberals who I respect a lot.

    @Heneage: I love caveman music. Thanks for the mammaries.

    @LdL: Midterms don’t count?

    @The Rest: Thanks for being good sports.

    Oh yeah, I’m gay.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rosie-cheeks/ Rosie Cheeks

    Sigh, well, yes, that is the word “sucker” across my forehead. Love the Denny’s waitress comment.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/heneage/ Heneage

    @Chill: If you look real close, you can see a nipple through her shirt.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @CHILLBEARLATRIGUE: Thank you. My respect and admiration for you is equally great.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ BookishLookish

    @CL: Someone sent you EMOTICONS?! WTF!!!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/h-totheomo/ H. Totheomo

    I was teary-eyed until ACORN.

    My assertion that I now wanted to date female prostitutes, and that my girlfriend was pissed, was not as good as this.

    Bravo.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/ BookishLookish

    Nice to see you, H.!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Thanks, H. To be honest, I made a compelling argument against myself. I’m not kidding or “fooling” when I say that it might be time for some introspection.

    @Book: It was that persons status so it wasn’t directed towards me.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @CHILLBEARLATRIGUE: In honor of your coming out.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/geodejane/ GeodeJane

    Chillbear,
    Thank you, I’m just another fair colleen. I am also a fan of your wit and the writing
    Well done, sir.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bigleggedwoman/ BigLeggedWoman

    …blah, blah, blah — BODDINGTON’S — blah, blah, blah…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rhea-pollstry/ Rhea Pollstry

    You’re GAY! That’s fantastic! I’m SO happy for you! I know it can be difficult to come out later in life but trust me, once you . . .

    Oh, wait. That’s – uh, yeah. Nevermind.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    Even if Officer Latrigue really was gay, the women of Wordsmoker would denounce it until our dying days. A world without a hetero Chillbear is not a world I would want to live in.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mediahohoho/ mediahohoho

    In all honestly, Chill, I doubt the ‘pubs will have you back. Don’t you know that ideological purity is all the rage on the right?

    Seriously, though, I think you pulled this stunt just for the blow jobs. Dems get them from women, you know. It’s true.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @MEDIAHOHOHO: Ideological purity, mayhap, but actual purity, lacking.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/katekate/ katekate is squared

    You had me until the ACORN thing. Well done indeed.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    Chill: The Apathy Party is always in perpetual discussion about considering organizing a bowling night, but when a call for someone to volunteer to reserve some lanes, the standard response is shrugs.

    I’m actually kind of surprised you remember that joke about the Libertarian party. I’ve learned a lot about them since that joke. Let it be known that I now considered the Libertarians a bunch of cooks for the most part. I’m all for some of the ideals, but the problem with labels is they often get co-opted by crazies.

    As for the April Fool’s etiquette, my apologies. It was early this morning when I read this post, and I’m not too fond of the April Fool’s, and as soon as I got to work and I thought about it I realized that it was in poor taste for me to let the air out in the second comment. I should have just said, “Welcome aboard, Chill. You’ll be receiving your blue unitard and marijuana in the mail shortly.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    So I guess the introduction to Debbie Wasserman Schultz is off?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    Newt- with all that tea-bagging going on there is no way any of them can say they are pure. That is even to kinky for some Dems

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    I’m going to go ahead and briefly resurface from the depths of my depression to note that if this is indeed true, and not an April fool’s day… oh wait. Never mind. I saw what you did there, Chillbear.