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Obviously Gay Singer Comes Out Of Closet

March 30, 2010 in I SHIT YOU NOT

In a shock to absolutely no-one, an obviously gay singer admitted yesterday he was gay. For around ten years the entire world has been convinced that this obviously gay singer was gay, and now it has been confirmed by the gay singer, obviously. Many people will not remember where they were when they heard that the obviously gay singer said that he was gay, because as soon as they saw him, or his boyfriend, they’d assumed that he was gay.

In completely unrelated news, the obviously gay singer hasn’t been selling too many records lately, and has his autobiography coming out soon.

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    “Tricky Ricky Admits to Getting Sticky Over Prickies”

    Thanks Virus, dear, I just spit my drink all over my laptop. Cherry coke burns coming out of your nostrils, you know.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @MiliVanilliRubYerDucky: I AM HERE TO SERVE.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    @Virus: Well grab your ball gag and let’s get to it!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    What beach are they are at? If I could go out in the sun without sparkling I would want to go that beach.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @Virus: Without the tags I would have no idea who you were talking about.

    @SS: Another Twilight reference? I wish that I had the authority to punish on here. I may have to start burning people at the stake. That’s what you would get for messing with Team Jacob.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    “Burned at the Stake” sounds like a good punishment category for the Smokies. Tell me again which team is which? Edward is a ghoul and Jacob is a poodle, right?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Synchronized work-outs on the beach are a huge fail, I don’t care who you are.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @MAMA PENGUINO: Synchronized workouts in general are a huge fail, unless you’re into synchronized swimming or conquering small European countries.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    I wondered when Elton John was finally going to admit it… he wasn’t fooling anyone…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/rosie-cheeks/ Rosie Cheeks

    the gentlemen are not doing a synchronized workout… it’s synchronized tantric yoga. i think that posture is the the downward doggie style.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/baroness/ Baroness

    My maid is inconsolable. Thanks for rubbing it in, Virus.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lawyergay/ lawyergay

    Coming out takes guts, even if people already think they know. Good on you, Meatloaf!