A Country Under Siege

March 30, 2010 in Crazy Wingnut News

I was recently made aware of an urgent matter by Sarah Palin, one that I think we can all agree is of the utmost importance to us all. You see, her country is under attack. Now, I’m not sure what country she is from, or where it is located, but that a sovereign nation on this Earth should be attacked without a general hue and cry from the free nations of the world is appalling.

Where are the United Nations, so eager to condemn Saddam Hussein’s invasion of Kuwait, or denouncing the violence in Bosnia? Where are the nations of the world, those that fought so gallantly against oppression and injustice in WWI and WWII? Why has the United States not publicly called for aid and assistance for this unknown country that is being laid siege to?

Imagine the poor women and children!!!

The problem, as I see it, is that though Mrs. Palin continually harps on the destruction of the country she loves, she is either unable or unwilling to reveal where it is. Perhaps her family is under threat, or maybe it’s location is a closely-guarded secret, that to divulge would have unwanted millions swarming to its shores, in hopes of living a better life, a life that she clearly enjoys.

Somehow we must help her, before her unnamed and unknown country is un-wiped off the face of the map by those forces who would grind liberty and freedom under their jack-booted heels. We can no longer stand idly by, safely ensconced in our own freedom, as others are being deprived of theirs.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    No, those aren’t my jackboots… mine are much nicer.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarcastro/ Sarcastro

    Palin is a native of Quiteabitdumberthanmostpeopleistan.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarcastro/ Sarcastro

    … which is on the western border of Rosannarosannadannacanada.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @SARCASTRO: Strangely, those places don’t show up on my globe…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    Newt: Funny, both countries are prominently featured on my Flat Earth™ map.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @BLIX: That explains it! Silly globe…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Who cares about this when you could be reading a cute review about a cool new movie?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/gerbilsinlove/ gerbilsinlove

    I heard she lived on the edge of Fuckinguselessasswipeville. I assume that is a city in Quiteabitdumberthanmostpeopleistan, and along the Shitforbrains River.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/helene/ helene

    And also who are the attackers? I mean they probly have wmds so we could just go ahead and attack the attackers as long as we have a pikshur of a trailer that we can say is a wmd factory.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    I guess I should let everyone know, I have declared war on Sarah Palin’s country. From my tropical island with my army of monkey butlers/soldiers.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    @STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE: Are they flying monkey butlers/soldiers? Did you have to make them yourself or do you have an evil genius in your employ?