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Dubya Wipes It Off On Bubba

March 24, 2010 in evil, I SHIT YOU NOT

Are you a pretend-cowboy, coke-snorting, frat-fuck alcoholic war criminal prick who’s never done a day of work in his life and who can’t eat a fucking pretzel without choking and falling over while reducing your country to a global pariah/laughing stock during your administration? Well, there’s one in Haiti at the moment, pretending to empathize alongside that other dude – the cigar-inserting, Barack-hating, blow-job loving one who looks like Jesus in comparison. Can’t remember his name for the life of me.

Well, if you do happen to remember the sniggering, anti-intellectual meat-puppet, have a look at the video below, and just let the hatred you thought you’d conquered through prescription narcotics/counseling/rocking back and forth for a year come flooding back. Yes, he does actually shake hands with some lesser being, and then wipe HIS FUCKING HAND ON CLINTON’S SHIRT.

Enjoy.


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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    And with that, Bush Jr. wipes his hands of the whole situation.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    Bill Clinton is often confused with the Brawny paper towel man.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    Out, Out, Damned spot!!!! Can I not be rid of thee?!?!?!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    George Bush — the J. Fred Muggs of Presidents.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    “Hey, Bill, you’ve got a spot there… let me clean it off…”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    And so, George Bush gives Bill Clinton the “brush off.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    “I’ve always wanted to just… stroke him…”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    I don’t hate him the way most of you do, but that was wrong.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    I kid, because were I to write what I’m really thinking, I would be getting a visit from my friends at the Secret Service.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    Did you ever notice that the default Wordsmoker avatar appears to represent the former President?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @Nefarious Newt: PREPARE FOR RENDITION, COMMIE.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @WhyAmIHere: There’s blood on the default Wordsmoker avatar?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    “Ah ha, now you’ve got Haitian on you too, Biff.”

    I liked Virus’ bi-partisan intro. We need more of that in Congress.

    @Virus: Now introduce Pelosi and Boehner.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @Chillbear: I’d never describe myself as bi-partisan, a word only used when Republicans are on the losing end of an argument. I’d rather describe myself as “pro-fact”.

    As to Pelosi – “Welcome The Lizard Woman”

    For Boehner – “No, there’s nothing wrong with your TV – he’s actually that color, and he did it to himself on purpose”.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @Virus: I know you’re not a liberal, I just liked that you don’t treat Clinton like he is the second coming of King Arthur or some other big UK politician with whom you can identify.

    I am very satisfied with the Pelosi/Boehner intros. I saw Boehner walking around last year in DC. He kind of blew me off despite my WS media credentials. Anyway, I can verify your description.

    Leaving this alone, “bi-partisan, a word only used when Republicans are on the losing end of an argument.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @Chillbear: Two people disagreeing over politics? THIS NEVER HAPPENS. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? NURSE?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    I just vomited in my mouth a little bit, all over again. I need to go find me some prescription meds so I can rock in the corner for a few hours to shake this one off.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    Virus- I didn’t get past “pretend-cowboy”…..