Public Service Announcement: Dating Dangers
February 26, 2010 in Dating
It would be irresponsible for me to constantly dispense unarguably sound dating advice without also making our female readers aware of some of the dangers involved. In order to drive this point home, Wordsmoker, in partnership with Brinks Broadview Home Security, has prepared some realistic scenarios involving much better looking individuals than I’ve ever seen in real life. Because these training videos are specifically geared towards female viewers, I’ve also included some dating tips for men that may vaguely relate to each video.
Do you know her? I would really like to find her. Because apparently, that bitch gave out my phone number as her own, and now I keep getting collections calls for her. I’ve been through this once before. When I first got my phone service in August, I got about 10 automated calls a day from collectors for different people. I always called the numbers back to tell them I was not the person they were looking for, and to take me off their list.
My daughter recently participated in a living museum. It is a part of her third grade social studies agenda.
Do you like things that are funny? 
We had some friends over this weekend and somehow began discussing the show “Hoarders.” Since we don’t have real cable, I’ve only heard of this fascinating program, and am afraid of two outcomes if I ever get a glimpse of the show:
by Chillbear Latrigue
The Smokies – Lurking Can Be Creepy Edition
February 28, 2010 in The Smokie Awards
“I’ve got to go,” is all that I could think to say.
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