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December 15, 2009 in GLORIOUS SERVER

Yeah, it’s only Tuesday the FIFTEENTH of December, 2009, and even GLORIOUS SERVER can’t take any more of the shenanigans this year has to offer, so it decided to go on a PHP/PCP meltdown JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. So, if you’ve been hitting refresh and spitting your seasonal venom at your computer box screen then all I can do is apologize and DO EVEN MORE DRUGS. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Yes. Baby Jesus’ Birthday is days away and all GLORIOUS SERVER can think of is evil. The evil that men do to keyboards. The scent of a mouse. The tremble of a trackpad. This is all silly talk, of course, generated by continual narcotic abuse.

GLORIOUS SERVER just had an intervention, and it cried. The End.

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