Shut Up 2009
December 14, 2009 in Shut Up 2009
Sorry. I’ve been quiet for a while because I’ve been down.
I’ve been down because it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Isn’t it?
Yes – 2009 has been a horrid year and I wish it gone.
The ending of 2009 is getting me down on a daily basis, and yet it cannot end soon enough.
2009 is a gormless tapeworm of sadness and missed opportunities, future regrets in the making, guilt to be borne. Not to mention loss. Or grief. Or that feeling that life is something that happens to other people, not to you, not this year, not 2009.
Yeah. 2009 can go fuck itself.
Shut up, 2009.
(Yes. If 2009 sucked for you, then why not vent it out here, because at least Your Editor will nod and go “yeah, that’s fucking 2009 for you, it sucks” and feel your pain. Or if 2009 was somehow magical and filled with rainbows of joy then go write about it somewhere else because I’m not in the mood but well done you. Send your Shut Up 2009 entries to the usual address and let it out amongst your internet friends and maybe feel a bit better for sharing. Oh yeah – I love you all and you’re the only thing that didn’t suck this year. Ed.)