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Welcome to planet Berry Patch!  Yay! My planet will be dedicated to happiness and friendship, which will be helped out by all the great hallucinogenic plants we grow here!  We will also do lots of baking.  So grab your self a slice of that shroom quiche and let’s become great friends! *Insert theme song here (we will make this up when we are stoned OK)

An Audio Track –Muse’s I Belong to You. It is upbeat and also creepily romantic, just the way I like it. (ignore the dumb pictures and just listen to the song if you don’t know it)

A Visual Image –

A Video Track – I love this movie.  I would say it is my favorite but I have a hard time with commitment so….

A Book – East of Eden.  I can read and reread that book until the end of time.  Not so much The Grapes of Wrath though.  My copy of East of Eden is very well worn and was given to me by a former tenant of an apartment I lived in.   That just seems fitting.

A “Memory Box” – Once upon a time I rode roundup rides with my dad.  It was great!  Riding all day, sleeping in tents, bonfires, wonderful!  The memory I want to keep is the day it had been raining all morning and most of the afternoon and we had gotten stuck in the mud several times but when it finally stopped my dad  and I stopped at the top of bluff and just looked down at the hazy post rain plains with little rainbows everywhere.  It was beautiful.  It was one of the last rides we did together but one of those moments that bond people together without words.  I don’t really know how long we sat there but it was just such a perfect moment.

A Treat – Some sort of chocolate and raspberry combo.  I know I should say strawberries or shortcake but too be honest raspberries in chocolate really makes my toes curl.

Another Sentient Being –My dog.  He can always make me smile.  I wouldn’t mind if we could steroid him up a bit though.  I mean he is cute and all but something with umph might be helpful.

A Partner For Procreation –John Krasinski.  Or the bar tender at my neighborhood bar that looks like John Krasinski.  Have I mentioned my horrible crush on this bartender before?  Well, I have a huge crush on this bartender and his crazy absurd knowledge of trivia.  In case anyone wants to visit him I know his work schedule by now but I won’t tell you the real times because HE IS MINE BITCHES!

Sigh.

A SmokieBot™ – Can my SmokieBot just be a clone of me that gets out of bed early and does all the early am stuff I don’t want to be awake for?  Cause that is what I want.  If it can make a good latte too that would even better.  I am not greedy and wanting robots that can do everything like some Wordsmoker planets.

What Were You Before You Left? –When I figure that out I will let you know.  I guess I am an artist although it seems pretentious and douchy to call yourself an artist.  Espically when the going price of your “art” is less then cost of metro ticket.