October 12, 2009 in Things Unnecessary
Baby Jesus Butt Plug, anyone?
I am sure there are words for this but they fail me.
Maybe Mad Libs? Grab a _______ and get started!
Robert Cohn was once __________ champion of Princeton. Do not think that I am very much impressed by that as a __________ title, but it meant a lot to Cohn. He cared nothing for __________, in fact he disliked it, but he learned it painfully and thoroughly to counteract the feeling of __________ and __________ he had felt on being treated as a __________ at Princeton. There was a certain __________ in knowing he could __________ anybody who was __________ to him, although, being very __________ and a thoroughly __________ boy, he never fought except in the __________. He was Spider Kelly’s star __________. Spider Kelly taught all his young gentlemen to __________ like __________, no matter whether they weighed one hundred and five or two hundred and five pounds. But it seemed to fit Cohn. He was really very __________. He was so good that Spider promptly __________ him and got his __________ permanently __________. This increased Cohn’s distaste for __________, but it gave him a certain satisfaction of some strange sort, and it certainly improved his __________. In his last year at Princeton he __________ too much and took to wearing __________. I never met any one of his __________who remembered him. They did not even remember that he was __________.