ACORN Will Get You the Tax Break – But THEY Will Get You the Guns
October 9, 2009 in Stupid Humans
ACORN is the most evil and nasty thing that has ever plagued society since the Third Reich. It is awful beyond any stretch of our feeble imaginations. When you invoke the term “ACORN,” a small part of Jesus dies away, as if you have taken the very thing he set out to do away from him.
There is no salvation when it comes to ACORN, as they are helping scores of the poor and lost to find themselves, which is terribly wrong. The criminal act of helping others to avoid the Tax Man is beyond reprehensible. We should shut the bastards down— immediately. But what do we give them if there is no economic basis for their survival?
HOW ABOUT GUNS!
Now, this may seem like a relatively bad idea, but there is this wonderful loophole (THANK GAWD FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT) that provides that if you sell a gun via “gun convention” as a private individual, you can use your own discretion as to whether or not the buyer is sound enough to possess said weapon. This means— you aren’t supposed to sell guns to say, a convicted felon who has just told you he has a desire to kill, but hey— this is America, so let’s get ‘em shooting as fast as we can.
Take this video for example:
See? In it, all you have to do is walk right up and say “I probably wouldn’t pass a background check,” and there ya go! Suddenly you are the proud owner of a Russian era AK-47 with some sort of awesome scope-search device that will surely help you hit that target you’ve been looking for— such as your ex-wife, or a rival gang member! Isn’t that swell?
In these transactions, agents purchased 20 semi-automatic handguns and 2 assault rifles from private vendors. Private sellers at every show were willing to sell guns to an apparent prohibited purchaser, and some did so repeatedly, at multiple shows.
Screw you, ACORN! GUNS FOR ALL THE POOR. While it may not work as well as “a chicken in every pot,” at least obsessive gun ownership does alleviate any worry of overpopulation.