September 17, 2009 in Crazy Wingnut News
The amount of information that passes through the head of any everyday American is overwhelming. Some may call it “wrong.” We are, after all, simple beings. Our satisfactions lay in keeping a steady schedule, maintaining a balanced diet (sometimes), making a decent dollar and pumping out a few children that will be forced to consume even greater amounts of information, which will lead this society straight into a psychological schizophrenia that God Himself will fail to mitigate.
We are on the cusp of losing ourselves, one generation at a time. We cannot blame ourselves, however. We are the backbone of sanity in this place. We are the workers, the families and the simpletons, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong, however, in scum-sucking swine trying to fuck up our otherwise decent way of life. Who, by chance, has a right to meddle in our affairs?
We object hardheartedly to the tax man taking our shit, we are on the road to rejecting a much needed overhaul to our Nations insanely complicated and bitterly failed death health care system (because of TEH GUBERMINT INVOLVEMENT), and when the word “Socialism” comes into the picture? Holy hell, Doris. Run for the hills. The point is, you do not fuck with the average American. We are a strange breed, but a strong one at that— so why do we let insane acid-chewing hokes push us to the wayside? Why does our Nation’s Greatest Patriot, Glenn Beck, get a free ride, when he’s promoting the very destruction of our way of life— or warning of it— either way. He is nothing short of probable slime, almost self admittedly. Take this little fucker as an example:
BECK: If I could just — if we could just be like Cuba. Let me give you the last piece of evidence that there is a revolution going on, and it is coming. It is — there is a revolution, and they think they can get away with it quietly.
It is a genius act, folks. It really is. He uses a reference to a place we all “disdain” for no good reason, what-so-ever, and then morphs it into a battle at home. Did you know you live in Cuba now? Yes— run for your lives. There are insane Communists all over the place that wish to hurt your family. Can you name one? I can’t. But fuck it. Lay down the fear, Glenn.
They think they — and they — they — you know what? At this point, gang, I’m not sure, they may be able to because they are so far ahead of us. They know what they’re dealing against; most of America does not yet. Most of America doesn’t have a clue as to what’s going on. There is a coup going on. There is a stealing of America, and the way it is done, it has been done through the — the guise of an election, but they lied to us the entire time.
The term “they” seems to be a statement suggesting there is in fact a “they” with some devilish plan to overcome us. This, since the first Red Scare, is such a ridiculous and fucking insane communication strategy that even full-borne schizos would reject. There is absolutely no truth to it, and considering 3 million mouth-breathing Americans are listening to this sort of scuzzy shit-sack, we have to go back to the argument that the next generation will in fact be so overrun with this kind of crap, that they will turn out like Beck. They will gnaw at their own limbs at the news that Jesus will save them in the act. Funnels of bad information will lead them to kill their own kin— as it would help some backwoods free market agenda. There is nothing short of a loony bin that will save our innocent society from being torn from their own even-handed sense of justice.
Some of us knew! Some of us we’re shouting out, you were: “this guy’s a Marxist!” “No, no, no, no, no, no.” And they’re gonna say, “we did it democratically,” and they are going to grab power every way they can. And God help us in an emergency.
So you see the future of a once great Nation. People like Beck will mouth-off in the name of liberty, until there is no liberty left. It’s amazing that propaganda riddled asshats with no actual concern for you or your family, just sweet sweet cash, are allowed to propel themselves into a conversation they know nothing about while making accusations and putting themselves at the forefront of knowledge. Paying homage to these pricks is like paying a 400 pound whale of a man to beat you constantly— everyday. It’s a fucking ponzi scheme, America. These people want your money, and they want it now. They offer “freedom promotion” and “liberty,” but we will all go down when try cash out at the bank. There will be nothing left, and nobody will know who to prosecute. These Modern Intellectuals will have already padded you and put you out with no recourse and no viable legal system to stop them. This is Glenn’s message. We fart around the bush and hope to God that he’s wrong, because he is wrong, about everything, and giving the two-bit pig-fucker anything other than a sweet slap back to CNN is nothing less than treacherous. The real patriots hate that sort of swine. We will fight against the loons. That is what makes this Country, while obese, so great. Glenn Beck may be the greatest threat to the United States. We cannot know for sure, but it makes a hell-of-a-lot more sense than Some of us knew! Some of us we’re shouting out, you were: “this guy’s a Marxist!”‘ You’ve been warned.