Always Remember To Say Please And Thank You
September 14, 2009 in Funny!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A British couple walks into a Mexican restaurant for a nice family dinner with their 2-year-old daughter because hey – who wouldn’t want to feed lots of spicy food and beans to a toddler who’s either in diapers or being toilet trained?
Anywoo, they are waiting a while at Cactus Joe’s and little Molly is becoming a bit cranky. We know this because she announces “I am rather cross, I am!” and tosses aside her wee monocle in a very displeased manner, as do all proper English babies when they are tired or have pooped themselves. Actually, she probably just cried and cried like disagreeable American babies, but in any case, more and more unhappy Miss Molly became.
The wait staff, apparently, felt a bit of displeasure with Molly’s fit of pique, and they decided to leave a hint on the bill. Among the miscellaneous items on the bill was one thing the Cartin family didn’t order.
“Thankyyou littell fucker”
But at least it was £0, so …win-win?
I can’t decide whether the misspelling was meant to disguise the message (it didn’t), or if the person writing it couldn’t spell (that badly?) or if it was just the result of the waiter being so angry while punching the message into the system that a bunch of extra letters and transpositions made it in there (my guess). All I know is that I laughed, felt bad for the bored little toddler, but laughed anyway.
The Daily Mail has all the details. See, American newspapers, if you just do more “babies are little fuckers” stories like your UK counterparts, you’ll do just fine.