Happy Blingee Day: The Bacon Ending

I can’t believe this is one of the first things in a Google search on bacon. It’s been real. I’m off to have a seizure now.

http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/anonymous/ Because Sexus, Plexus and Nexus

Ok, the bacon bra is a bridge too far. I’m telling your parents.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

Someone’s gonna have a nasty case of titchinosis.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

This is either a low point or a high point on Wordsmoker.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lawyergay/ lawyergay

NH: Your relentless blingee-ing today took me on a Beethoven’s 9th-esque emotional roller coaster that it may take me several days to recover from. Truly a tour de force.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

If you wore that to the beach, would it fry on your chest, thereby providing a delicious hot lunch with no effort? The third-degree burns might actually be worth that.

I have a feeling the wearer was off bacon for months after this picture. It seems it would take many showers to get rid of the smell.

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