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Eric is moving out, packing his toys. Movey!

Emmanuelle (my girlfriend) has hooker hair. Not a good look, angel. Crappy!

Lloyd is eating grapes because of his diet. Grapey!

Ari and Andrew talk about something boring. Talky!

The boys choose suits for the premiere. Suity!

Ari’s wife (Perry Reeves) has a beautiful nose. Nosey!

Ashley, a 15 year old anorexic girl from next door, brings Eric a sad plant as a house-warming gift. She says something about a missing bracelet, but I’m too taken with the apparent lapse in the laws of physics that allows her head to stay up while atop such a thin neck to note this conversation.  Anyway - Agriculturey!

The boys have an interminable and sophmorphic conversation about something and I tune out. Dully!

Andrew (Gary Cole) is sleeping with Lizzie the hot agent, or maybe not. I don’t care. Fucky!

The boys are in a limo with Meadow Soprano going to the premiere of Martin Scorcese’s Gatsby!

Drama’s date likes teh men, much like I suspect Drama of doing too. Slutty!

There’s some bad CG on the marguee at Mann’s. Not I.L.M.Y!

Emmanuelle (my girlfriend) appears in a dress sewn by the Gods themselves. Slinky!

Vinnie’s date looks like a particularly bland pre-op transexual. Ballsy!

Eric meets Ashley the 15 year old anorexic plant-giver at the premiere. Synchronicity!

Andrew’s wife is drunk already. She looks like something from a reality show about housewives and wears animal prints. I don’t like her. Lushy!

Emmanuelle (my girlfriend) ditches Eric as a “friend”. Perhaps because SHE’S MY GIRLFRIEND, ERIC? Anyway – Yay!

Vinnie finds Ashley the 15 year old plant-giver’s bracelet. She could wear it as a belt because she’s so skinny!

Eric drives over to the 15 year old plant-givers with the bracelet. Statutory rapey!

Addendum – I thought I recognised the 15 year old anorexic plant-giver. Her name is Alexis Dziena, and if you’ve seen “Broken Flowers“, you’ll know why she stuck in my mind. And she’s 25, for the record.