Gilroy’s Custodial Diary – Part 2

May 15, 2009 in Sexless Diary, Wordsmoker Short Fiction

4:10 pm: On time today, like most days.  Super doesn’t say anything about that.  Never, “Good Job, Gilroy,” or, “Good to see you, Gilroy.”  Just checks her watch and nods.  Must be Friday.

5:35 pm: Helped a girl pick up her things after she dropped them.  She was in a hurry, came fast around a corner and ran right into my trash cart, caught her right in the hip.  She told me her name was Ruthann.  It’s a pretty name.  I told her so and she smiled. 

6:59 pm: Mr. Francis locked himself out of his classroom again.

7:25 pm: The women’s volleyball team has started practice for the season.  That means trash on the bleachers.  They’re looking good this year.  Maybe championships.

9:02 pm: Ms. Rebecca’s room was locked and dark tonight, like most nights.  She left me a note saying there was a soda spilled near the trash can, and that she thinks I’m doing a great job.  I folded up the note and put it in the back of my notepad, to put in my scrapbook later.

10:12 pm: In room 217.  The moon is full tonight.  It’s shining bright through the windows.  It’s kind of nice to have clear skies once in a while.

10:41 pm: Passed Mr. Chris at the same spot again tonight.  He told me about the vacation he’s got coming up.  He seemed pretty excited.  I can’t remember the last time I had a vacation.  Don’t know anywhere else worth going, anyway.  I told him how Ms. Rebecca left me note and what it said, and he said that was nice of her.

11:12 pm: Just made the same wish again.  Monday, Gilroy.  If she’s in her room on Monday, I’ll tell her.

11:55 pm: Super told me I’ll be filling in on the early shift next week.  She warned me to stay out of trouble this time.


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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    1) It’s about fucking time.. 15 minutes back and forth trying to log in, get YET ANOTHER NEW PASSWORD……DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM PEACHES GELDOFF’S UNDERWEAR!! NOW LET ME IN FUCKING PASSWORD OR NOT!!!

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

      @Sarah: WordPress nor Wordsmoker can be held responsible for your forgetty moments. You know, when you just can’t remember that thing, you know, that thing. The thing. You know! THE THING.

      On this note – perhaps I could create a new password for you, then post it out to you? Should get to you in about, say, a week?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    Also, Gilroy, as a teacher, you are appreciated. A clean classroom is a socratic ideal. I once worked in a place where the regular cleaning person was out sick so they hired an agency slave. She dutifully cleaned all the chalkboards clean as a whistle, with scouring pads, soapy water with bleach, and finished off with furniture polish.

    We needed about 2 weeks of scrubbing them down with plain water before they could be written on again.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    Off-topic I know (the topic being Sarah’s password troubles) but I really enjoyed this.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    No, what ticks me off is that out of nowhere I have to re-log in, after dutifully clicking remember me…nad that when I am sent the new password, it takes about 5 tries to get it to work. and frankly, nowadays, we’ve all got so bloody many passwords to remember (and I DO have it jotted down in a book,with all the reswt of them)* and sometimes it doesn’t work anyway.

    What I’d really like is a voice recognition system where I can just shout at the screen until it wakes up, comes downstairs, opens the door and dourly says,, “out with the girls again”, and I respond with the password, “as if you fucking care.” that is, the human touch.

    *A few years ago I had surgery-minor, but needed general anesthesia. few doctor friends of mine advised me to record every password for bank,internet, etc. because even short term anesthesia can fuck up memory for stuff like this. Why 12 vodkas doesn’t is a mystery but there you go.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    Stay tuned for awkward and sad confrontations! Woo!

    In part 3, Gilroy finds a love note. Oooh! Suspense!

    Seriously though. SH, Virus. Thank you.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    My first serious grownup job was in a community college. This brings back good memories. Would that I had known back then that they were good…..

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    Mine too! And I can echo that sentiment. Better now, but not so bad then.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    Oh, and while we’re at it a special place in hell for people who throw full beverage containers into trash receptacles. My snotty preppy co-oworker at the Art Coal Mine once dumped a full container of coffee into an old fashioned metal wastebasket, with no plastic liner. “Uh, that’s going to leak all over the carpet soon”. She sneered at me. ” They have people to clean these things”. “Yeah”, I said, “and they have people to clean the toilets too. But that doesn’t mean you can shit on the floor.” I got a bad attitude rating on that job.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    I applaud you, SH. I fucking hate that line, “They have people to clean these things.” Some day a real rain will come and wash the scum off the streets.