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Wordsmoker Anthropology – Does Anybody Need Anything?

May 13, 2009 in Wordsmoker Anthropology

Hello Wordsmokers – I’m just about to go out what is sometimes called “shopping”. I’ll be back later with some bags with some stuff in them. Anyway, seeing how I’m going out – does anybody need anything?

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

    Do you have Mallomars over there? I love Mallomars, and not everybody carries them over here. You lot may know them as Tunnock’s Teacakes. Thx!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    Oscar Goldman action figure (with exploding briefcase), please.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

    @SW: Do you think VWS really went out? I’ll bet he’s sitting in front of his PC right now waiting to see what people will say about him behind his back. I hear he never leaves the house except during a full moon.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I’m in DC rooming with a co-worker, but I forgot my pajama bottoms. It would be cool if you could pick up a pair and bring them by the Rennaissance. Ask for Chance Ransom. My travel name. Thanks in advance.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    I’m good. But thanks for asking.

    Oh wait.
    Are you still there?

    Ok. Get me a Hershey bar. No wait. Um. Get me a, oh what are those things called? Umm, no I don’t feel like anything.

    Wait!
    Still there?

    Chinese food! That’s what I want.

    On second thought, nah. I’m not hungry.

    (painfully close to a real conversation I had with my pregnant wife)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/berightback/ berightback

    I need some coffee, and maybe some eggs, I’m running low. Oh, and one of those roses that are actually a cleverly folded pair of scratchy lace panties. Pink.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    You know when Virus says “shopping” that it’s a euphemism for going out back to the barn and tinkering with his weather machine.

    Also, Rene: I think Mallomars are “seasonal”, that’s why you ain’t seeing ‘em. Either that, or they are the key ingredient for weather machine fuel, and Virus has hijacked the shipment.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    @SW: you have one wild imagination

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    candy

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @Rene Sance: Your evil, so-called “Mallomars” have nothing on The Glory That Is Tunnock’s Teacakes. But it gives me great joy that you’ve heard of Tunnock’s Teacakes. Sadly, my country doesn’t appear to stock “Mallomars”. Of course, I’m taking this to the European Court of Justice next week.

    @Wences: I think we may be brothers separated at birth and by continental land-masses. I loved Oscar.

    @Rene Sance: I DID GO OUT.

    @Chillbear: They’re on their way. For some reason there’s a large amount of what appears to be rabbit drool on them.

    @Fractured: Got it. Nope. What? Okay. Damn.

    @BeRightBack: Scratchy lace panties on their way. I was down to my last pair, so I’ve got hundreds. Pink is always popular, but I’m a black lace man myself. They look so good and scratch so well against my Scottish skin.

    @Wences: I haven’t touched global weather patterns in years. Slander!

    @Vaquero: I think those are actually banned in Europe. I’ll ask around. There may be a black-chick-o-stick market somewhere.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    FUCKING HELL – OSCAR IS STILL ALIVE!!!

    They must have rebuilt him.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    Oscar’s alive? Good! Must write him a scented note about exploding briefcases.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/monkeyrash/ monkeyrash

    Are you back already? Because I need to you go out again and get some peanut M&Ms and some, um, you know, (tampons).

    Thanks.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

      @Monkeyrash: There you are! You’ll be glad to know I’ve always got a great supply of tampons here.

      Sadly, my M&M’s are only chocolate.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    Maltesers. They don’t have them in the states, and they are quite delicious. It’s been a decade since I’ve had them.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/missdelite/ missdelite

    I need a good excuse not to do the dishes.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    I need some dog food. Iams Weight Loss formula, for the fat fuckers.

    Also, cockring.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

    Could you please bring me back something that will soak up a lot of blood, like a ShamWow? Also, you guys can vouch for me that I’ve been here all day. Right? Right??
    Oh, and a Crunchie bar please. Thanks!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/indianslipper/ IndianSlipper

    If you are running out again, can you pick me up a Royale with Cheese?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    With extra mayo for the fries.