Wordsmoker Logging In Advice

May 12, 2009 in GLORIOUS SERVER, Insidery, Wordsmoker Publishing

Hello Computer Friends

For some reason some of you sometimes have problems logging in to something called Wordsmoker. Some! The whys and wherefores are a mystery, apart from me working out the mystery like a naked, electric Columbo wearing only my writey hat. For information – the GLORIOUS SERVER on which Wordsmoker resides on like a sleepy hooker is configured to cache all the content to lessen the load on GLORIOUS SERVER. This is the standard operating procedure for every WordPress installation – essentially, no cache and the GLORIOUS SERVER will crash and serve up nuthin’ to nobody and everyone will cry.

Because of this, when you log into Wordsmoker with your keyboard buttons, sometimes you’ll see a cached version of the main page – THIS IS NOT RIGHT OR HELPFUL BUT ESSENTIAL FOR SMOOTH OPERATIONS AND SHIT. So – when you log in, and you see the main page again – simply refresh the page by pressing F5 or by clicking with your plastic mouse “Refresh” or “Reload” or whatever the hell it’s called on your internet readers. That way GLORIOUS SERVER will serve up the latest version of the main page BECAUSE YOU HAVE ELECTRICALLY DEMANDED IT WITH YOUR FINGERS and you’ll see the “My Profile” thing or whatever it’s called for Wordsmokers of a lower level than Scottish Administrator. Then everything will be fine.

Hope this helps!

Executive Summary

Refresh the page after you log-in.


  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/samuraipandapoetry/ samuraipandapoetry

    Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

    i was taking the log in problems very personally. Now i’m sad to find out I’m not special.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/josiegroper/ josiegroper

    I’m special because I never had a problem!! Wordsmoker likes me!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bigleggedwoman/ BigLeggedWoman

    Hahahaha! Sorry, bitches, I am back!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/iplaudius/ iplaudius

    Awesome, VwS. I was wondering why this would happen. I usually would just start crying, say out loud “See? The Wordsmoker people don’t really like me!” and go back to Gawker.