Republican Clowns. Literally.

May 5, 2009 in Politics, Scary!

Today I face two of my greatest fears. No, not the crazy-filled testes of Tom Cruise teabagging me as he hides my anti-depressants, cackling like the nutter he is. No, I mean – Republicans AND Clowns. Indeed – Republicans made up as clowns!


Here’s a selection of true madness. If you have nightmares, then blame me. If you have to seek (additional) therapy after this, mention Wordsmoker to your (hopefully registered) psychiatrist, as we could do with the page-views from mental health professionals (one demographic we’re sorely lacking here – the other two being “Republicans” and “Clowns”.)

Hang onto your sanity – here we go!!!!

Sarah “Wayne Gacy” Palin


















Michele “Michael Myers” Bachmann


















Lindsay “Freddy Kruger” Graham


















Rush “Drug Addict” Limbaugh


















I honestly think Limbaugh wins.

The rest of the collective terror can be found here. IF YOU DARE.


  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

    oops…sorry. Cant get the damn picture to work

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @Fishnets: Oh. Shit.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

    I’m guessing Dubya is omitted because he didn’t need makeup to look like a clown.

    They’re all terrifying, but Bachmann is really scaring the shit out of me.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBTpSqE3ipY&feature=channel_page

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

    I’m no Nina Hagen, but I had to try.

    sarah baby
    Build your own Blingee

    Yeah, it’s a rush job. That should read “Change is here.” I forgot about the big Blingee logo at the bottom.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    Vaquero, you rock. I was funna post that, then saw you’d taken care of bidness.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    Wency: I think I got this video link from you on one of those FNFF on Gawker. O! The days gone by. *Sigh*

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    Vaquero: