Republican Clowns. Literally.
May 5, 2009 in Politics, Scary!
Today I face two of my greatest fears. No, not the crazy-filled testes of Tom Cruise teabagging me as he hides my anti-depressants, cackling like the nutter he is. No, I mean – Republicans AND Clowns. Indeed – Republicans made up as clowns!
Here’s a selection of true madness. If you have nightmares, then blame me. If you have to seek (additional) therapy after this, mention Wordsmoker to your (hopefully registered) psychiatrist, as we could do with the page-views from mental health professionals (one demographic we’re sorely lacking here – the other two being “Republicans” and “Clowns”.)
Hang onto your sanity – here we go!!!!
Sarah “Wayne Gacy” Palin

Michele “Michael Myers” Bachmann

Lindsay “Freddy Kruger” Graham

Rush “Drug Addict” Limbaugh

I honestly think Limbaugh wins.
The rest of the collective terror can be found here. IF YOU DARE.