This animated ad started with a shot of this woman’s ass through a sheer nightie pan to shot seen here. The Instant Energy you need is also guaranteed.
The benefits of this “Best Energy Winner” as listed on their site, RedEnergyPatch.com, besides the 7X energy in 7 minutes, are more confidence than anyone else in any room you enter, shapes and good ones at that, the ability to “Work hard all day & party like a rock star,” and energy coupled with success.
It also claims, in the list of 7 transformations, that it will help you make better decisions, starting with, I’d assume, not using this fucking patch, rendering you unable to make good decisions, which in turn will create more sales.
All this implied sexual prowess, and your sexual prowessee will only think you’ve quit smoking.
They’re giving out free samples. Any wordsmoker guinea pigs willing to give this a shot?