Fun With Synonyms

February 17, 2009 in Media

suge-knight-fracas

Evidently Reuters has hired C. Montgomery Burns to write their headlines. Can’t you just see a knickerbocker-clad paperboy standing on a sooty streetcorner yelling “Extra! Extra! Rap mogul “Suge” Knight injured in fracas!”?

Other equally old-fangled words for “fight”:

commotion

dust-up

flap

hullabaloo

ruckus

rumpus

set-to

spat

squabble

tiff

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mount_prion/ Mount_Prion

    The scoundrel was fustigated!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    Melée. And then let us not forget fisticuffs.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    What, no rumble?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    Tussle

    Skirmish. Don’t forger skirmish. Brou ha ha (though I’m not entirely sure how to spell it.)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nefariousnewt/ NefariousNewt

    “By the way Smithers, what sort of imbroglio led to this pugilistic display, anyway?”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    And how could I, of 100% Irish DNA, have forgotten Donnybrook?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/anonymous/ Because Sexus, Plexus and Nexus

    I don’t get out of bed for anything less than a beat-down.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    FACEBIFF

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    TUMMYWHACKER

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    CONFOUNDED BY CAKING.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    RANDALIZED

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/anonymous/ Because Sexus, Plexus and Nexus

    @Virus: You realize this means war?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    Mr. Carnes and Mr. Anderson are very confident gentlemen.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    Ah, tussle! I love that word. It sounds so naughty.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/berightback/ berightback

    fancydance! slapdown! camptown race! grapplescrum!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    ANTI-GLADDING

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    IRISH DISCUSSION

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    SQUARE-GOING*

    *actually a real, Scottish phrase.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    RAMPANT-GOUGERY*

    *actually a real, Scottish pastime.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    NARWHALLING

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    @VWS you are having wayyy too much fun with this.

    kerfluffle

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/sarahheartburn/ SarahHeartburn

    Free-for-all.

    Or, Freedom’s just another word for nothin´left to bruise.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    @Virus: I thought “Irish Discussion” was a sex position.

    Kind of like the Blind Cobbler, but backward and with more hair pulling.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    RUNNING AMOK

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/pikadar/ PikaDar

    Frick-frack showdown. Baby.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/korainhell/ korainhell

    @Virus: Kerfuffle was originally Scots and it’s thought that its first part came from Scots Gaelic car, to twist or bend. The second bit is more of a puzzle: there is a Scots verb fuffle (now known only in local dialect), to throw into disorder, dishevel, or ruffle. No obvious origin for it is known and experts suspect it was an imitative word. It is probably linked with Scots fuff, to emit puffs of smoke or steam, definitely imitative, which in the late eighteenth century also had a sense of going off in a huff or flying into a temper.

    Some specialists think kerfuffle is also related to the Irish cior thual, confusion or disorder. It seems to be a minority opinion, though.

    @FracturedAcetabulum: A kerfluffle is the term used when a dog is scrambling under the bed chasing after a toy (and thus shaking the dust ruffle).

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/korainhell/ korainhell

    A real lulu.

    A rigmarole.

    At loggerheads.

    At sixes and sevens.

    Take up cudgels.

    Raise Cain.

    Run amok / rampant / roughshod.

    In a tizzy.

    Get your knickers in a knot.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/curly-q-tips-2/ Curly Q Tips

    Pummel the Pom?