20 Things About Me – Fileunder

February 12, 2009 in 20 Things About Me

20 Things About Me1. When I was 7, I fell out of a moving car, and to this day remember that Chuck Mangione’s ‘Feels So Good’ was on the radio as my sister was screaming my name. ( I was OK)

2. I can tell the difference between good and bad Ethiopian food.

3. I am 34 years old and have never weighed more than 135 lbs. [convert to kilos if you want, VwS]

4. I was in the Middlesex County (NJ) county spelling bee in 4th grade. [I came in 6th place]

5. When I get change back from buying something, all of my bills have to be in an upright fashion, in descending order, in my wallet.

6. My first boyfriend still pops up in my dreams, to this day – eight years after we broke up.

7. My idol growing up was French tennis star Yannick Noah – I had posters of him up in my room, which I took down after I found out he smoked pot and cigarettes. Today, I am a smoker but have only smoked pot a handful of times.

8. Brussels sprouts are my favorite vegetable.

9. I took the cover photo of a CD that was part of a box set, released in 1995.

10. I am VERY particular about how my clothes and underwear are folded.

11. I have Donald Trump’s autograph from when I saw him at the sidelines of the US Open tennis tournament in 1990 – I still have it!

12. I’ve never been arrested, though I can’t believe I haven’t been.

13. When I was 12, I had a traditional Hindu ‘thread ceremony’, which is kind of like a bar mitzvah. It means one is supposed to take responsibility for one’s actions and not supposed to have impure thoughts and marks a rite of passage in Brahmins [I have not followed this to the letter :) ]

14. Speaking of bar mitzvahs, I was kicked out of my friend Marc Salzberg’s bar mitzvah – the rabbi accused me of talking during the ceremony and I escorted me to the restroom, where I spent the rest of it the ceremony.

15. I was involved in a car accident while living in Washington DC and the then-mayor, Marion Barry, called me the next day to check up on me.

16. I had a Letter to the Editor printed in Time magazine when I was nine years old.

17. I tie my shoes the same way I did when I was four – with two loops tied together.

18. I have only been to 32 of the 50 states.

19. I once collected ‘squish penny’ souvenirs but stopped when I got 50 of them.

20. My pet dog growing up, Jo-Jo, hated me (but I loved him like crazy) and I have a couple of scars to prove it.

(you can still send your own 20 Things to wordsmoker (at) gmail (dot) – there’s a backlog, you know, but we’ll get around to yours in 2010)


  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/anonymous/ Because Sexus, Plexus and Nexus

    Man, those cars are pissing me off, fileunder. What did you ever do to them?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/aaronaltman/ Aaron Altman

    I love these. I met Donald Trump once. Inside Trump Tower. It was all very… Trump-y.

  • http://subjecttochange.tumblr.com/ Meg

    Aw, Fileunder, these are great! And I hate to be all hokey, but number 17 is the cutest thing ever.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/pufflehuff/ pufflehuff

    Hellooooo fellow Brahmin! Being a gal, I did not get a thread ceremony, but I remember my brother’s being quite fun. How odd to find such an old, familiar, forgotten, family detail here on the smoker!

    #16 – impressive!

    #17 – my mum taught me to do it that way because I simply couldn’t do it the traditional way; I have since learnt though. Eh, no one notices. This made me think how often I actually wear boots and flats, so I barely needed to learn either way.

    #20 – Oddly enough, Jojo is my brother’s choto name. He bloody hates it.

    Nice list Fileunder!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    Brussels sprouts are the best vegetable! There’s almost no need for the others to apply. Eggplant tried suing me for discrimination, but the judge was all “Fuck you, eggplant!” and dismissed the case and I countersued and now stupid eggplant is destitute and I’m glad.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/pufflehuff/ pufflehuff

    @ Senor W, Fileunder: Oh yes, I like brussels too! When cooked well, delightful!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/the-doctor/ The Doctor

    I didn’t know Raffi put out a box set in 1995.

    Nice Job, FU.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bringmemytofu/ BringmemyTofu

    JERSEY!!!

    Sorry, but there is a state law in New Jersey that if someone else mentions New Jersey, you have to scream “JERSEY,” and in most cases, fist pump.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fracturedacetabulum/ FracturedAcetabulum

    These were great FileUnder.

    4). What was the word that knocked you out?

    I don’t think I can tolerate Brussels Sprouts. Sorry. I can’t be your friend.

    16). Congrats on getting a letter to the editor published.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bigleggedwoman/ BigLeggedWoman

    I love your accident soundtrack! Very interesting list: I like my bills facing the same way, too.

  • BookishLookish

    Brussel sprouts…squishy pennies…Middlesex County….getting kicked out of a bar mitvah. Too, too adorable.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/princesskashmir/ PrincessKashmir

    File, I love these. Baby brussels sprouts are my favorite — they have them now in the steam-fresh microwavable packs in the frozen food aisle and taste surprisingly fresh and flavorful.

    -You’ve got me thinking about the CD photo. ’95 is when Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness came out, but it wasn’t a box set, and the cover wasn’t a photo. So I need to do more thinking.

    -I was in a spelling bee that took place in a mall in New Jersey when I was 7. I think I placed sixth, too. I was knocked out on “Valentine’s Day” — I left out the apostrophe (what sort of spelling bee makes you spell multiple words at once??).

    -I love squishy pennies!!

    You are awesome.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    Another fantastic 20.

    on #12, I totally flashed on Eloise! She’s never been arrested either. And should have been.

    #16: I got a letter published in SPY. Woot! But I was 22. And drunk. But it did include a poem about fucking Bill Clinton. So, WOOT?

    Brussels Sprouts? (Yuck.)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    Do you know who else hates Brussels sprouts, who share your Brussels sprout hating views, you haters? War criminals. Racists. Child molesters. Pet molesters.

    You all frequent the same bar. And it is a sports bar. And the beer is bad microbrew, like, Sealy McSealy’s Stinkhose Shit Stink, I think it’s called, and it costs a lot, and is flat, and hard to choke down.

    And no one in the bar is hot.

    I’m so sad for you!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    Mac & Jack’s. Hello?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/missdelite/ missdelite

    Friend took pic of Torah during other friend’s Bat Mitzvah – so not cool. People stared at her in horror!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lilyblue/ Lily Blue

    I do love the Brussels sprouts. Particularly when partially steamed and then sauteed in a little butter. Yum.

    I have never had ‘good’ Ethiopian food. (And, like Mikey, I’ll try anything.) (That’s a reference that many of you are too young to get.)

    Thanks, Fileunder, for letting us know exactly what to file you under. (I’m guessing we’d have to make multiple copies for cross-referencing purposes.)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

    I was in a bad rollover car accident in my 20s and I also remember exactly what song was on the radio too. (“Santa Monica” by Everclear. Don’t judge, people, it was the mid 90s.)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fileunder/ fileunder

    Aw, thanks everyone.
    This was very gratifying, and I encourage any one who hasn’t submitted their own, to do so.
    I don’t care what people are saying – I find these endlessly interesting!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dahlelama/ DahlELama

    I love Brussels Sprouts, and number 16 is awesome–I would totally frame that and hang it up in my bathroom. And what do you mean “ONLY 32 of the 50 states”? I probably haven’t been to half that!

    OK, OK, since you asked…I’ve been to ME, NH, RI, CT, NJ, NY, PA, VA, MD, DE, GA, FL, LA, NV, CA, AZ, OH, IL, WV, and CO, and I’m going to NC in two weeks. More than half still equals way less than 32.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    @DahlE: How the eff did you get to CO without going through KS?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    PS: I’m just going to follow you around this morning.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dahlelama/ DahlELama

    Mama, you are amazing. I’d be honored to have you follow me anywhere. And I flew to CO on business; just two days in Fort Collins. I’m hoping to return soon enough, but I expect that once again, it’ll be via airplane.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/minou/ minou

    #3: We’re the same age but weight-wise? I wish.

    #8 and #10: Ditto and ditto. (But: PEAS! I also love PEAS!)

    I’m glad I found and read this, however late I was to this party. And glad I found you.