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Robert Mugabe’s Wife And Bodyguard Brutally Assault Two Journalists In Hong Kong

January 20, 2009 in Politics, Scary!

Mister Mugabe Eats CakeFaced with a country spiralling into hyper-massive inflation, in which the decision was reached during the past week to print one-hundred trillion dollar bills, the wife of the brutal African dictator Robert Mugabe was not taken into custody or charged with an infraction by the Hong Kong police after she attacked without provocation a Times of London photographer and a second photographer from an unnamed news organization.

According to the very bitterly written article, aptly — and descriptively — entitled “Mrs Mugabe assaults our photographer outside her luxury Hong Kong hotel,” Grace Mugabe

[h]olding a Jimmy Choo-style bag estimated to be worth at least

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    I’m really torn between who I love more: Dictators or cult leaders. Or carnies. They are all the same, and they are all of us. Dictators, cult leaders, carnies. All are one, all are marvelous (human suffering notwithstanding).

    Interchangeable.

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    Senor, if I join your cult early, may I have someone collect my cans, too? I really can’t be expected to do something so menial. Will this be like Amway – the more I recruit the more cans I get, or will you be a cult dictator and all our cans belong to you?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/imabottle/ i'm a bottle

    @Wences, monkey: What is the premise of your guys’ cult? I wonder whether there will be emotional abuse sessions and starvation techniques designed to break down the novitiate. If so, you should know that I’m a complete pushover, and that you could probably win me over with a nice can of tuna fish, a pat on the back and a hedgehog picture.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/author/imabottle/ i’m_a_bottle

    @Wences, monkey: What is the premise of your guys’ cult? I wonder whether there will be emotional abuse sessions and starvation techniques designed to break down the novitiate. If so, you should know that I’m a complete pushover, and that you could probably win me over with a nice can of tuna fish, a pat on the back and a hedgehog picture.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    NO CULT STARTING HERE – WORDSMOKER IS ALREADY THE CULT - HAVEN’T YOU FIGURED IT OUT, YET?

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    AND YES I’M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    All will be clear in time. Just saying, agricultural skills don’t hurt. Garden away! Food don’t grow itself!

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    This is a test comment to see if anything’s broken.

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    Test again.

  • Helman

    Virus — you are our hero. (Do you sleep??)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chuffedlittlemuffin/ ChuffedLittleMuffin

    Mugabe figuratively makes my blood boil.