Wordsmoker Ashtrology: Do You See What I See?
December 23, 2008 in Wordsmoker Ashtrology
Happy Holidays, my little unprecognitive ones. I bring you good tidings from a great goy that shall see through all peep-holes.
As winter and recession loom large we look to haiku as our inspiration for power through economy.
No need to worry if your presents are sparse, as long as there’s a future, I know you’ll kick arse.
Aquarius: December brings snow/but only you give yourself/a real snow job
Pisces: when shopping tonight/don’t buy from the clearance rack/you are cheap like that
Aries: ice forms all around/but the days get longer now/solstice is so cool
Taurus: eggnog calls to you/I don’t think you can breakdance/try to call a cab
Gemini: your thoughts feel like glue/but they help you craft something/totally brand new.
Cancer: one of these things is/not like the other, who cares/they can all shove it
Leo: people can be tough/don’t let bastards grind you down/unless there’s health care
Virgo: your past was hiding/then came out of the woodwork/need help with termites?
Libra: so this is Christmas/and what have you done? I kid/you’ve done enough, rest.
Scorpio: mistletoe hangs high/you are sweet because you try/kiss until you sigh
Sagittarius: it’s conspiracy/how much the universe wants/you to be happy
Capricorn: time is a good gift/find folks you value, spend it/wanna buy a watch?