The New York Times Tries Its Hand At British Bathroom Humour
Published: January 23, 2009

The single greatest New York Times article since the Pentagon Papers series has just been published.
It involves place names in Great Britain, which, as a result of general British cluelessness, sometimes tend toward the risqu


Faced with a country spiralling into hyper-massive inflation, in which the decision was reached during the past week to print one-hundred trillion dollar bills, the wife of the brutal African dictator Robert Mugabe was not taken into custody or charged with an infraction by the Hong Kong police after she attacked without provocation a Times of London photographer and a second photographer from an unnamed news organization.
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Please welcome the latest Wordsmoker – “I’m A Bottle”. Amongst other things, I’m A Bottle will be acting as our very own critic of food critics, which I believe has a delicious logical loop, if not a spicy after-taste of nonsense coupled with the lingering essence of sweet anger. Over to you, I’m A Bottle…
