Crime and Punishment

TEH CRACK IN MY LUGGAGE WAS MEDICINAL

By DJ Fukkauppa
Published: March 10, 2009

Look, FREAKZ. Okay I was just MINDING MY OWN BIZNESS and thinking about judge judy and shit walking through LAXative (HAHAHA) going to lay down some toons or soem such shit wearing ma fave hat and TEH NEXT THING I KNOW tehy suddenly want to start putting MY LUGGAGES thru a gammar ray machine or something. So I go like WHAT THE FUCK DONTCHA KNO WHO I AM YUR DEALING WIF BITCHIES????4 REEL!!!

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Crime and Punishment

AN EXPLANATION

By DJ Fukkauppa
Published: March 09, 2009

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD REPORTS IN TEH NEWS ABOUT ME BEATIN THE SHIT OUT OF MY LONGTERM MAIN BITCH “ALOEVERA” DURING TEH GRAMMIES LAST WEEK. LOOK YOU FREAKZ, ALOEVERA HAD IT CUMMIN TO HER. I WAS SITTING THERE DOWNING THE BUBBLY LIKE A FUCKIN PLAYA THAT I AM, MINDING MA OWN BIZNESS LIKE YOU KNOW I DO. LOOK – HERES HOW TEH HOLE THING WENT DOWN AND ITS TEH TRUTH.

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