Things Unnecessary: Gladly Bagged

As we begin to slice our budgets more deeply than the crack in Unfun’s ass, the one expense that’s relatively pain-free to reduce is lunch. Close kin to brown nosing, brown bagging shows the boss that you are willing to roll up your shirt sleeves and work through the lunch hour, as well as keeping your eye on the bottom line. A thrown together sandwich of pastrami and swiss, each made from happy cows, costs little compared to a similar bite at Michael’s. But what if you work with light fingered I-Bankers and your sandwich won’t be safe until noon or the next bailout? Rest easy, my hungry Wordsmoking friend, not even Virus will touch the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag!

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