Open Thread Hosted By Mr Chuck Norris
By Chuck Norris
Published: August 01, 2009
Published: August 01, 2009
Hello, law-abiding citizens everywhere. I hope you are safe in your beds and off-road vehicles while reading this. Yet, even as I type the word “safe” using my registered-as-firearms fingers on my solid iron keyboard, I must remind you that none of you are safe.
I speak as much from experience as I do my mouth.

