I am absolutely disgusted with today’s youth. They’re all “I want to be a physicist when I grow up.” Blah, blah “save the world” blah. Screw you. You little snot-nosed brats should not even know what the hell physics are. If you do, your parents are tools and trying to live vicariously through you. Baby Einstein, my ass.

We’re in an economic down turn
Because Wall Street failed to learn
Their profit margins weren’t in black
Who’s going to buy your Prozac?

I never thought it would happen to me.

I’m a normal suburban working woman with a husband, 2 boys, 2 cats, 2 trucks, a dog, picket fence, etc. Alright, I lied a bit about the picket fence part; it’s actually a cast iron fence, but you get the point. Things like this only happen to people in the Midwest, or deep south, the ones that have been molested by aliens or have spoken, or even raised Batboy.