Poem.

NefariousNewt posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:24 pm.

Brilliant.

Mama Penguino posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:25 pm.

Succinct.

PaisleyPajamas posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:26 pm.

This is better than bumper sticker wisdom.

BJonston posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:35 pm.

Funny.

VoxPopuli posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm.

Religious scatology? Sure, thing. Here’s a holiday-themed one.

Hark the Herald Angels sing
Ugh, who had the chicken wings?
Please remember to order mild
Otherwise your shit smells vile

Awful the stink that will rise
Next thing you know some fucking guy
Will scowl, swear and proclaim
Holy shit, dude, not again!
Hark! The herald angels sing
Lord, oh please God, no sharting.

Happy holidays, everyone!

VoxPopuli posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm.

Oh, and clearly Aaron – fantastic job. Mine is just shit compared to yours.

Aaron Altman posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 5:45 pm.

Vox – wrong.

VoxPopuli posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm.

OK, well at least we can all agree Aaron that yours is THE shit.

Wrapitup posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm.

This is some good shit right here. As a matter of fact, it’s the shit.

ChillbearLatrigue posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm.

I agree with Wrap.

Curly Q Tips posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm.

I feel shitty. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

BC posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm.

ISBN. Please.

Aaron Altman posted the following on December 4, 2009 at 11:46 pm.

Bell!!! Maybe.

Belltolls posted the following on December 5, 2009 at 12:41 am.

@ AA Bell(s). And I love sanctimonious shit.

Fifi posted the following on December 5, 2009 at 1:53 am.

god, seriously, i love the shit out of you people.

katekate is squared posted the following on December 5, 2009 at 12:39 pm.

I don’t see why there are different tags for “religion” and “scatology.”

I kid! I kid!

monkeyrash posted the following on December 6, 2009 at 2:18 am.

I say bullshit.