Centron Corporation, Inc. Wishes You and Yours a Happy Thanksgiving

By Senor Wences
Published: November 26, 2009

Belltolls posted the following on November 26, 2009 at 5:33 pm.
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
SarahHeartburn posted the following on November 26, 2009 at 5:41 pm.
His Johnson had a good Thanksgiving? Filthy man.
Strawberry Shortcake posted the following on November 26, 2009 at 9:16 pm.
Mr Johnson is thankful his wife is still hot after 4 kids. He is going to tap that ass tonight. In fact he can’t really read because he is thinking about tapping that ass right now as she does the dishes. He will wait though, it being a holiday and all.
VoxPopuli posted the following on November 27, 2009 at 2:31 am.
If Dick Johnson (lulz) would just stop sniffing that model airplane glue, the family could probably have afforded a turkey. Or maybe even a washing machine that didn’t look like a laminating machine.