Things You Should Watch On A Loop While High #18 – Patricia Heaton Is Stupid Edition
Published: August 18, 2009
Come -- let us buckle up and ride the dying horse of mental calculus into the ground. We shall cross the plains of stupidity. We shall overcome the rock-strewn desert of moronics. Finally -- we shall journey into a swamp of statements about currency contained within the sort of discussion that makes you want to pull your eyes out. I, of course, urge you to watch it on a loop with your friends, preferably while you’re all high.
(see how a creation of many-headed nonsenses suckles on the engorged teats of televisual disaster and listen -- you’ll hear the slurping of humanity -- that rancid beast -- draining itself of all dignity while it limp-mines the sidewalk of failure so bitch-hum along to the soundtrack of righteous doom for this has been selected from a playlist of hate now rape this on a loop and hear through your eyes dear reader -- revel in the plastic frozen faces of the silly crowds and the things they spurt into our collective)
squawking green bean and shriveled potato head. feh.
@Suzycakes: Ha!
This series is a far more convincing reason to stay off drugs then any of those “this is your brain; this is your brain on drugs” commercials.
I think she was trying to be cutesy and we all later saw how stupid she really is. Her husband isn’t much better…
@Jase: Jason! Great to see you here. How’s about your write something for us?
And this Heaton lady is head of some organization called Feminists For Life.
OK, I suck at math and would probably wilt under pressure on a game show too, but it’s the shrieking that eliminates any pity I had for her.
Hoorah, Jasonelias!