Enormous Picture Of Mad Woman Will Fill Your Screen
By VirusWithShoes
Published: August 11, 2009
Published: August 11, 2009
Yes – you too can have an enormous picture of a mad woman who babbles on about basketball-playing salmon troops from the heartland up north buy her bumper sticker too the kool-aid is on it’s way FILL YOUR SCREEN.
thanks for finding my new screen saver for me Virus! I am going to start ordering bumper stickers now for Christmas presents!
**MAVERICK**
(please picture this with full double guns from the hip action and cheerleader level wink)
All the googly-eyed money in the world wouldn’t cover what would happen to my car if I affixed that sticker to its bumper.
Sarah Palin is a ringer for my dad’s 5th wife, Sarah, so she has special meaning to me. Sort of like PTSD.
@Virus: Is that tag a shout-out to my mom? If it is, I’m verklempt!
Thank god they are available in bulk. I have a whole fleet of tanks belonging to my own private militia that could use stickers like that.
Virus, you gave us a very (too) big photo, so I’m going to tell you a long story.
I was in Australia when the US elections were taking place. I was to meet up with a friend for a day’s activities and I suggested that we go on a wine tour at the exact time the ballots would be counted. I didn’t want to be near a TV, because I expected dirty politics. And why not be drinking?
It was quite an international group, with one Amercian couple, the kind who give the US a bad name. Although the tour guide was very knowledgeable, he had an impossible task. This couple wanted to educate all of us on the Illegal Immigrant problem, their own superior taste in wine, their travel adventures, their opinions on Australia and the entire South Pacific, etc.
So, the results came in fairly early, and in Oz it was Wednesday about 5 in the afternoon. My friend got a text message, and she yelled out that Obama had won. We were kind of jumping up and down, and the couple screeched at us, “You like that empty suit?! Well, you can pay our taxes from now on.” I mean screeched.
Three of the folks on the tour were Canadian soldiers on R & R, and were returning to Afghanistan in several days. They were the only ones who this couple liked. So I replied that it was patriotic to pay taxes because wouldn’t they like their new friends, and American soldiers especially, to have the necessary equipment?
Their response: Did you know that President Bush put 70,000 Iraqi women in blue jeans in this last year alone? And that Sarah Palis in the freshest voice we have? And that Margaret Thatcher had absolutely no experience when she became the Prome Minister, and that she was the best thing, ever, to happen to the UK?
These weren’t conservatives-I know a lot of thoughtful conservative people. So the next time you have me click on something that big that fills my room with air pockets, beware, it will be a bumpy ride, Virus, and my comment will be even longer.
Bulk? I smell stocking stuffers.
Is it too early for christmas chat/music?
After such a promising headline, I’m very disappointed that this post is not about Christina Hendricks.