Two Wars, Pig-AIDS And This Fills The Media?

I woke up this morning afternoon early-evening and was surprised to find a “picture” of President Obama and Comedy Frenchman Nicolas Sarkozy checking out a sweet Brazilian ass just everywhere on the media. Okay, I have a slight case of the bitters because I was going to run it as a Caption This before everybody else, but you’ll be glad to know Wordsmoker has much higher standards and won’t resort to such cheap gags in order to feed your almost insatiable need to get typey on everything you see, ever. Don’t you know that commenting is so last year?

Okay media -- I guess you need a break from running stories about wars and pig-AIDS and Britney Spears’ strangely positioned nipples and that science teacher in England who tried to kill one of his pupils, and you just need to concentrate on the lighter stuff like photos apparently showing hot jazz pianist Barack Obama checking out a shapely rear of a young lady at some boring old conference.

Unfortunately for a lot of people out there who wish Barack Obama was checking out their ass, photographs almost exclusively lie like a Jackson doctor. This may be the first time anyone’s ever written this, but ABC News clears up the situation here. And no -- I can’t embed the video because it’s owned by Disney and I can’t be bothered hacking it as I’m scared of all the lawyerteers they have at their disposal.

Anyway -- as you’ll see in the ABC video, Obama wasn’t checking her ass -- he was helping and chatting to another young lady and it just looked like it. Lecherous cheese-eater Sarkozy, on the other hand, gives it the full look and then some, because -- let’s face it -- he has a pretty and much taller wife but he’s still a Damned Frenchie at heart. If he hadn’t crawled up the side of French politics and become President of Sweden France, I can see him working as a waiter in a restaurant and making suggestive remarks while holding a pepper grinder and grinning that insatiable Sarkozy grin.

And the Brazilian ass-owner is 16 years old -- which tells us that Nicolas has been hanging out with Comedy Italian Silvio Berlusconi too much.

Like almost all life matters, popular television show “Seinfeld” shows us the way to deal with ogling a lady’s bits. Cue Denise Richards’ plastic boobies in relatively poor-quality footage!