5 Second Movie Review – Public Enemies

monkeyrash posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 9:56 am.

I have a weakness for awesome sunglasses.

VirusWithShoes posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 10:44 am.

Fuck – is it shot in 4:3?

VirusWithShoes posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 10:46 am.

Billy Crudup’s never been the same since he got caught in that explosion in Watchmen.

May I never, ever have bluepenisitis!

LipstickLibrarian posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 11:17 am.

@VWS: Terminal blue balls is enough for one man to deal with.

ChillbearLatrigue posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 11:30 am.

@VWS: The full frontal nudity of Dr. Manhattan may have been the most disturbing thing that I’ve seen in mainstream cinema.

LipstickLibrarian posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 11:38 am.

@CL: Full frontal!? I knew I shouldn’t have flaked on that IMAX screening.

VirusWithShoes posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 11:57 am.

I’m also a bit tired of the whole Christian Bale thing.

A period of silence on his part would, I think, work wonders.

Especially for lighting technicians across the known world.

monkeyrash posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 12:49 pm.

Lipstick, good thing you passed on the IMAX. It would just ruin men for you, always expecting a twelve foot cock, never getting it.

Unfun posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm.

Johnny Depp. That is all.

LipstickLibrarian posted the following on July 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm.

@Monk: Anything over a yard is wasted.

BookishLookish posted the following on July 7, 2009 at 10:15 am.

@Un: Next time I see you IRL, remind me to tell you my Johnny Depp story. It’s not mine, but one of my best friend’s, actually, and it happened in Cannes. You will love.

ChillbearLatrigue posted the following on July 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm.

@Mr & LsL: Did someone order a three to twelve foot cock!?

Smoke clears as he enters the room. A few gasps are heard.

Well, I’m actually not really that large, but I’ll ask around.