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Was Sarah Palin’s Resignation Speech Written By Trig Palin?

By VirusWithShoes
Published: July 03, 2009

Wasilla, Alaska: Embattled, murderous idiotbot Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska today over something that happened to her snowmobile I think. It’s not clear what the reason is, and I’ve watched her speech twice now. Something to do with basketball giving you cancer of the tie, or the Arctic circle being from the future where General MacArthur still lives.

To be honest, it’s hard to decipher what she’s on about, or on, so the most pressing question is this -- did Trig Palin write this speech for her?

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  1. lawyergay posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 5:26 pm.

    This is a martyr gambit if I’ve ever seen one.

    Drummed out of office by David Letterman, Vanity Fair and atheist faggot liberal Washington insiders, Sarah Palin has been told by some crafty neoconservative forceps baby to resign and reemerge in a more opportune time. She is running for president, there’s no doubt about that.

  2. korainhell posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 5:30 pm.

    Uh. Trig said hell yeah and god bless our soldiers and basketball and she’s going to change America from somewhere else. Whereas.

  3. VirusWithShoes posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 5:36 pm.

    Honestly, I’m now on my third viewing of it, and she now sounds like that person in Twin Peaks who spoke backwards.

  4. samuraipandapoetry posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm.

    Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. Hold on. Alaska’s a part of America?

  5. korainhell posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 5:52 pm.

    Wait a minute. I didn’t hear her say that she got permission from God to quit being governor. If God wants Sanford to stay on as governor — because being governor is good for teaching humility to barking lunatics — then it stands to reason that he would also want Palin to remain governor. At least she should have asked God first.

  6. VirusWithShoes posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 5:58 pm.

    John McCain

  7. lawyergay posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 6:24 pm.

    VwS: I forgot how mesmerizing the Eyes of John McCain could be!

    I know what I’m doing tonight!

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