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5 Word Movie Review: Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans

By lawyergay
Published: July 03, 2009

Goth v. Metal. Metal wins.

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  1. samuraipandapoetry posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 9:12 pm.

    Metal always wins. Regardless, goths always lose.

  2. lawyergay posted the following on July 3, 2009 at 10:08 pm.

    But in this case, I think metal deserved to win…but only, of course, after the hottest Goth babe gets killed.

  3. MisterHippity posted the following on July 4, 2009 at 1:47 am.

    Here’s a scene from the movie.

    It’s terrifying! They’re ABOUT TO ATTACK!

  4. VirusWithShoes posted the following on July 4, 2009 at 2:05 am.

    HAHAHAHA!

    You’re correct. Way too much slo-mo in this movie. And too much barking.

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