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Wordsmoker Private Messaging – Not Working Yet

By VirusWithShoes
Published: June 04, 2009

Okay, the original code for this is in Turkish, and I don’t speak Turkish. But the Private Messaging is working for the Wordsmoker Admins, which isn’t a lot of use to everyone else. And no – I’m not making everyone else an Admin – it’s a benevolent dictatorship here, not some sort of socialist wonderland filled with easy access to unicorns and shared rainbows.

In other words – I’m now learning Turkish, and hacking at the code with blunt scissors and hope. Sorry for the delay, more later. xox.

Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 2:17 pm.
Nina Hagen posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm.
Didn’t you learn ANYTHING from Turkish “Star Wars?”
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm.
I IZ IN YR CODE

SNAPPING YR FEEDZ
VirusWithShoes posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm.
The sad thing is – I’m planning a major upgrade of the whole Wordsmokey thing in a month or two and this is reminding me of why I need to do a major upgrade.

I’m now at the point of “ooh, let’s install that code and see what happens, and then I could do that and give that permission to those folks and install that” – essentially, expect everyone’s password to be wiped out in an instant or something equally annoying.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 4:37 pm.
DahlELama posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm.
“Hesap, Lutfen!”

It means “check, please!” and it’s all the Turkish I know. Hope that helps.
FracturedAcetabulum posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 7:01 pm.
OH, sure, now you work, Wordsmoker. Sheesh you make me feel like an idiot sometimes.

VWS: That’s the funniest LOLCat caption ever.

Wences: you are on fire! Turkish humor is your thing, evidently.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 8:15 pm.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 8:53 pm.
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 9:24 pm.
Okay. Let’s go this way now. Let’s all get on Aaron’s train. Best ride ever.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 9:31 pm.
Eastbound and down? Here’s the scene at Vaquero’s in about five minutes:
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 9:41 pm.
and this:

It’s a party!
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 9:52 pm.
I’ll just leer from the balcony…
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:00 pm.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:07 pm.
Can’t ignore the Scottish host…
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:08 pm.
We can also slow down some. Don’t need to go so fast all the time.
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:09 pm.
It’s all the same fucking day, man.
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:16 pm.
Let’s make some prank calls!
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:21 pm.
My YouTube is broke.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:24 pm.
Ah, there it is:
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:34 pm.
Shit. My phone’s broke. Got to call & have it fixed.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:43 pm.
Just causing trouble at this point.
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm.
Look! There’s a bus. Let’s get on it and escape.
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:48 pm.
My glass is empty.
Vaquero posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 10:56 pm.
Is this the problem?
Senor Wences posted the following on June 4, 2009 at 11:13 pm.
Dang it, there ain’t a decent version of “There’s a hole in the bucket, Dear Liza”…

Screw it. This has a cat.
ChillbearLatrigue posted the following on June 5, 2009 at 12:36 am.
Sorry. I didn’t watch any of the videos, but a cat in a fez? Now there is something to that. I was in Turkey for a week and I never saw the likes of that.
Pinekatz posted the following on June 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm.
Chill: I didn’t either. But I caught the cat in the fez. Priceless.