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Caption This – May 4th, 2009

By VirusWithShoes
Published: May 04, 2009

VirusWithShoes posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 12:32 am.
“Lo – it is I, Christopher Hitchens. I have travelled and drank far and wide to bring you the Furless Cat of Hope. Please cool your ardour by switching your fan on, my dear – and pass me the jester’s hat as I need to dance and pull my nipple rings while my belly mesmerises you with it’s Holy Jiggling.”
Busyness posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 3:56 am.
Christ, many years after his award-winning performance as savior, and his cat, Mr. Bigglesworth apply for asylum before a representative of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services.
BeRightBack posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 8:47 am.
Marat/Sad
josiegroper posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 9:48 am.
No, they assured me that it was perfectly OKAY to take lots of testosterone when pregnant!! I just hope it does not interfere with the milk production!
Curly Q Tips posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 10:05 am.
“There is more than one way to skin a cat!”
Curly Q Tips posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 10:09 am.
‘Midnight at the Oasis; Please Send That Camel To Bed…’
VirusWithShoes posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 10:35 am.
I WIN.
Vaquero posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 10:51 am.
You, you light up my life…
samuraipandapoetry posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 11:29 am.
“I’ve brought teh cat for you, pah rum pum pum pum…”
samuraipandapoetry posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 11:37 am.
‘Christmas at the Virus’ household is traditionally celebrated with Charlton Heston charades.’
samuraipandapoetry posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 11:54 am.
‘Jesus Christ, has he let himself go…’
samuraipandapoetry posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 11:56 am.
In preparation for his new role, James Gandolfini ran some lines with the secretary at his dentist’s office. It was not a dress rehearsal.
BC posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm.
WERST PIETÀ EVAR!
David Paprocki AKA Don Is posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm.
Hard Times Force Coolbreeze™ Fan Salesman Tom Bishop To Get Creative With His Sales Pitch.
VoxPopuli posted the following on May 4, 2009 at 11:31 pm.
Christ, Myrna, how many times have I tole ya to get the fancy fans, not the cheap Cool Breeze pieces of shit from Kmart! I’m trying to class up this here Emirate!
Lily Blue posted the following on May 5, 2009 at 1:10 am.
“Zo, I try to spice up my life of the sex, you know. I get the nipple ringz, I spray on the Axe, I tell my wife I want her to geeve me some nice hot poussy…”