Comments on: Why I’m Going to Have Sexual/Dimensional Reassignment Surgery

By: ChillbearLatrigue

ChillbearLatrigue — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:23:10 +0000

This was well written and hysterical. Favorite line: “The only thing I’m only good at is masturbating and weeping while Venetian Snares skitters along in the background.” It’s my favorite because i relate. What the hell did we do before the internet?

By: missdelite

missdelite — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:34:23 +0000

Oooh, found the Gawker clubhouse – jackpot!

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:43:42 +0000

It’s been days and I’m still craving Ramen with spirit particles.

By: Mount_Prion

Mount_Prion — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:54:57 +0000

@Bookish-But won’t your husband be jealous?

@Katastic-Depends if you’re more into guys or ramen.

By: katastic

katastic — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:33:34 +0000

Wait, wait, Mount_Prion….does this mean you and I are going to have our wild passionate affair SOONER or LATER? I have to let the judges know, or they won’t score it properly.

By: PikaDar

PikaDar — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:49:02 +0000

Loving Speed Racer together would be cool.

Internet dating is creepy beyond belief.

As for being “too into music,” please know that when I found my true love, who turned out to be the boy I first did the heavy makeout King & Queen thing with so many years ago, I started with a barrage of lyrics and links to the music videos. It was the only way I could explain in addition to the words, words, words I had to write. Last one was “You Only Live Once” by the Strokes. I’m way too High Fidelity in a way. So fucking sorry. How you like me now?

Just going to a show, even by yourself. You meet people. You need this. So I am sending you my love.

Laughing but knowing.

By: BookishLookish

BookishLookish — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:14:37 +0000

Bepenised, lulz.

@FEM: I met my husband in a bar on St. Mark’s Place. Total sniff and circle dealie. Best way, I have found.

MP, you are adorable; the second best way is getting set up by a bitchin’ chick. So get in touch next week, I am going to get you laid.

By: Nina Hagen

Nina Hagen — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:00:25 +0000

I feel lame.

Tofu=funny.

By: BigLeggedWoman

BigLeggedWoman — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:58:22 +0000

Okay, I loved the hell out of this AND Bringmemytofu’s comment!

By: ADismalScience

ADismalScience — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:35:39 +0000

Just do what I did: accidentally meet the woman of your dreams and marry her.

You should SEE the smugness of this expression.